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The word ‘weird’ is never spoken or thought of by the Fey, as to them there is nothing very strange when you take it as it is.

—Gabriel Brunsdon

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I’m a lion in a strange land.

—Criss Jami

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Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.

—H.P. Lovecraft

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Here march the eaters of earth, the swallowers of rain.

—J. Aleksandr Wootton

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You say freak, I say unique.

—Christian Baloga

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A blanket could be used like Lenny McDenny says hello. He never says hi, because he only says goodbye. He’s always leaving and never arriving. I’m like that too, except I’m always arriving and never...

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket, no matter how thin, could be sliced thinner, and in this way one blanket could be used to keep a multitude of people warm. But not that warm.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate?

—Jarod Kintz

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Caveat Emptor.”

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used like March 5th marches in a marching band. And guess what, as the marching band director, I am the cement that holds everyone’s shoes in sync at the bottom of...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a fashion accessory. Or an accessory to murder. I believe the phrase is, “If looks could kill.

—Jarod Kintz

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Life, will be a very great deal less weird without you!

—Douglas Adams

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It makes me feel kind of weird, but obviously the Man Upstairs gave me something and it touches people, and I’m just so blessed.

—Eddie Van

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A brick could be wrapped in plastic and sold individually to toddlers as toys. (Warning: Bricks can be harmful if swallowed. If ingested, please contact a physician first, and then the manager of a circus.)

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick is a good object to hide a house key under. No burglar will be able to get to your key, especially if you hide it under the first brick the mason’s lay when...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to keep yourself warm, and a blanket could be used in the construction of a house. But just like wearing your boxers on the outside of your pants, if you...

—Jarod Kintz

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This is ridiculous. I’m talking to a horse about politics.

—Emma Iadanza

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Remember what?” And that’s precisely my point—you can’t even remember what you can’t remember, and I’m here with a blanket to help. So scoot over and let me lay in your bed with you.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as one square on a giant checkerboard.

—Jarod Kintz

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I rather be weird than boring and bored.

—Leigh Hershkovich

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For Ryan’s Daughter I used a total of eight harps, something that was, at least, weird.

—Maurice Jarre

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All forms of madness, bizarre habits, awkwardness in society, general clumsiness, are justified in the person who creates good art.

—Roman Payne

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My love for Neo-Tokyo is a bulbous massof post-human organic circuitry.Cyperpunk is my mother tongue.My love is a man-machine interface gun.

—Yann Rousselot

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I think the British audience might be more open-minded with some of my imagery and weird choices.

—Adam Lambert

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A brick could be sawed in half and each half glued under the back of a shoe to form high heels.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to wade into dangerous territory with a man named Wade who builds houses made only of wood. But if you’re going to play with fire, I suggest you wear a...

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to crack the code of love. What is it, where do I find it, and how much do I charge people to buy it once I do find a reliable...

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to help acclimate your body for your after death experience. Hell is hot, so you’d better warm up first.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to help you to become a karate master, like I am. It’s easy to punch the brick and break it, but can you punch a brick, shatter it, and then...

—Jarod Kintz

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If a blanket could be used to keep one person warm, then it stands to reason that all the blankets in the world are to blame for global warming, and I think our political leaders,...

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a parachute, for jumping out of dreams.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to keep me from exploding. My patience is wearing thin, and my clothes are also wearing thin, and in some spots you can see through the material, so a blanket...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be a breath freshener for a dragon. But so could a mint-flavored baby.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to show how patient you are. Somewhere between one brick and a million bricks lies a home. For me, my home is one brick, and I carry it with me...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as bait for the vampire shark. Since nobody’s ever seen a vampire shark, let alone caught one, I think it would be unreasonable to dismiss the idea entirely.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to gauge the level of reciprocated sexual interest of the person or object of your desire. A brick works best, however, when the focus of your lust is the brick...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to describe somebody hard and inflexible, and a blanket could be used to describe somebody warm and easygoing.

—Jarod Kintz

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33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins.

—Jarod Kintz

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Politics.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a doorstop. But that’s obvious. What isn’t obvious is why somebody would want to stop a door, since doors represent openness. What is that person hiding behind that door...

—Jarod Kintz

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I lay warm in bed like a melted marshmallow in a graham cracker. I really wish my blanket wasn’t so rigid and crumbly.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be hooked to ropes and attached to the body of a swimmer in training, to provide resistance and increase strength and endurance. Those very same ropes could be used to tie me...

—Jarod Kintz

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In his mind he saw them standing with the tips of their organs pressed together ejaculating into each other’s penis.

—Dean Koontz

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A blanket could be used to make people smile. But the blanket won’t make just anyone smile—it will make people with no mouths smile. I plan on showing a live audience how it works at...

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to help me with the love and affection of Taylor Swift. If that sounds unbelievable, then try reading it soundlessly.

—Jarod Kintz

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Repression. Her therapist, Dr. Solomon, loved the word. He’d say it slowly, letting it roll off his tongue. Sometimes he’d add a chin stroke for good measure. He always looked pleased when he did this,...

—Jo Ann

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I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It’s like, an overwhelming feeling that I can’t even explain.

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I love acting and really think that’s what I want to do. It’s weird seeing myself up there, but I’m used to it now. But otherwise, I have backups. Doctor, lawyer.

—Sofia Vassilieva

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