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I’m a lion in a strange land.

—Criss Jami

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Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.

—H.P. Lovecraft

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The word ‘weird’ is never spoken or thought of by the Fey, as to them there is nothing very strange when you take it as it is.

—Gabriel Brunsdon

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Here march the eaters of earth, the swallowers of rain.

—J. Aleksandr Wootton

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You say freak, I say unique.

—Christian Baloga

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You’re weird,’ he says.Despite everythin, I smile. ‘You’re always saying that, but in fact, you’re weird,’ I say.’Yeah, I know. Remember? That’s how I can tell you’re weird, too.

—Amanda Maciel

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Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening, unless you happened to be a twisted exterminator, he thought.

—E.A. Bucchianeri

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Blankets could be used as tents. That would free up tents to be used as portable sex stalls.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to stop war. Logically, a non-brick could be used to start a war. The most common non-brick war starter is of course a politician, which is misleading because despite being...

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to alter the future. But so can setting your watch ahead five minutes. Trust me, I’ve been to the future, and I was late.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to fill the night sky with smoke, if you use it to suffocate the fire. And if you mess it up, I’ll use my hands to suffocate you.

—Jarod Kintz

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I’m not blanketing the truth when I say: Give a man a brick, and he’ll fish for a day. But give a man a fish, and he’ll brick for the rest of his life.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to say I’m sorry without using words, gestures, body language, facial expressions, or telepathy. I’ve always thought it was better to show than tell anyway, so I hope you can...

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to travel to exotic places. Just close your eyes and see for yourself.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a way to motivate yourself to succeed. I’m proof that it works. It’s how I managed to get second to last in my last race.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick is a fraction of a building, and a brick is like a building—if you’re like an ant.

—Jarod Kintz

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Four bricks could be affixed under a skateboard and used as really inefficient wheels. Ha! Let’s see Tony Hawk do tricks on that board. Actually, he probably could.

—Jarod Kintz

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Bricks could be used to feed the homeless. But why not use those bricks to build the homeless people homes? Oh yeah, because that’s not the sort of smart decision DC makes.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a bowling ball. With how bad I bowl, a rectangle ball couldn’t possibly hurt my score, because in bowling you can’t get a lower score than zero

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to communicate with the dead. I just spoke to Stalin, and he’s very pleased with the way America’s progressing, collectively, as a country.

—Jarod Kintz

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I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It’ll be a great conversation starter.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a tarp over one of those tiny circular inflatable pools for children. Well, you might call it a tarp, but I’d call it a trap. But I’ve already tried...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick is what the aliens gave me to communicate with them. It’s easy to operate. Just go to a party, or any crowded location, place the brick on your head, and stand perfectly still...

—Jarod Kintz

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Two bricks, parallel and horizontal, equals an equal sign.

—Jarod Kintz

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Only the previous day, Arch had found him in a spirit-dance corral, blistering the creatures to the point of death, such was his need to touch and destroy.

—Frank Beddor

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A brick could be used to help teach teenagers to tie their shoes. Honestly, if they are so stupid that they haven’t figured out how to tie their own shoes by now, torture really is...

—Jarod Kintz

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People love to love, but I love to sleep, and that is why cats are closer to God than bricks are to blankets. –Cap’n Kintz

—Jarod Kintz

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Weird people don’t care if they’re weird. They are the most entertaining to converse with because nothing is off-limits.

—Donna Lynn

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Yes I am weird, weird is good. Normal is overrated.

—Mad-D

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Apparently, all you needed to be considered normal was no evidence to the contrary.

—Karen Joy

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Nothing Is Strange

—Mike Russell

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So it was that the Red Tower put into production its new, more terrible and perplexing, line of unique novelty items. Among the objects and constructions now manufactured were several of an almost innocent nature....

—Thomas Ligotti

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I’m an ugly girl,My face makes you hurl,Sad I have it, I should bag it.Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair.I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.

—Al Yankovic

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Ocean is more ancient than the mountains, and freighted with the memories and the dreams of Time.

—H.P. Lovecraft

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A blanket could be used to improve the quality of your trumpet playing. Wrap the blanket tightly around and in the horn section before you start blowing, and my ears will thank you.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid, wait up a second!

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to lay down the law. Lay it down over there, on top of the bed, and I’ll come over and enforce it.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to build a future with me. Come, let’s start a life together.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to cause global warming. If you don’t want to future generations to die, I’d recommend shivering in your bare bed.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used instead of a red light. They’re both red, and I’d run both with equal fervor.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a screen to project animated bedtime stories onto, and also a place to project your fears about society not being accepting of adults who watch movies directed at an...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to locate the precise coordinates of the Masons. Just follow the bricks—and follow the money.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, like your armpit.

—Jarod Kintz

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I’ve got you covered. Just don’t hog all the blanket.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to wipe away my tears. But it’d better be a blanket the size of America, because I’ve been crying since Andrew Jackson died.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to not only make promises, but fulfill them too. They’re so soft and warm, how could they not be used in this manner?

—Jarod Kintz

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Life is getting weirder by the minute. Would you like to buy 60 seconds? No? How about buy one 30 seconds, get one half-minute half off?

—Jarod Kintz

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On ‘Honeybabysweetiedoll’ I used a Whammy, a Boss OC-3 octave box, a Sustainer and a Line 6 DL4 Delay Modeler. That’s only on the intro, where all those weird noises are happening.

—Eddie Van

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A blanket could be used to suppress yawns. Just curl up in the technological wonder that is a blanket, lay your head back, and let the miracle of science cure your yawns.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid down beforehand to catch the shards.

—Jarod Kintz

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