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I’m a lion in a strange land.

—Criss Jami

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Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.

—H.P. Lovecraft

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The word ‘weird’ is never spoken or thought of by the Fey, as to them there is nothing very strange when you take it as it is.

—Gabriel Brunsdon

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Here march the eaters of earth, the swallowers of rain.

—J. Aleksandr Wootton

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You say freak, I say unique.

—Christian Baloga

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There are people who are generic. They make generic responses and they expect generic answers. They live inside a box and they think people who don’t fit into their box are weird. But I’ll tell...

—C. JoyBell C.

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A brick could be used to win the love of a beautiful girl. The trick to getting it to work is just trying it again and again until you get the desired results.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to ward off warts. I tested it out last Tuesday on my Aunt Velma, and she doesn’t have a wart on her body. It’s probably true that she didn’t have...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to keep you warm at night, in the same way that a blanket could be used to smother a lover while they sleep.

—Jarod Kintz

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Bricks could be used to stock vending machines. You may be out of a home, but I’ll never be out of bricks to sell you.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to separate the winners from the losers. With the exception of me, all men are losers, and only the winners are allowed under the blanket. Sorry, fellas, but there is...

—Jarod Kintz

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Cats are living, breathing blankets. But a blanket, no matter how furry, cannot be used like a purrless cat.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to spread the love around. Tuck it in at the edges, so nobody can hog all the amor.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket is a coffin, if the cops are after you and you have to dump a body quick.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a hammer, which frees up the hammer to be used as a sex toy. The only question is, Which end will you insert? If you’re a politician, I’d recommend...

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to settle disputes. Hold my penis while I demonstrate how it would work.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to divide two people, and then conquer both of them.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to stimulate the topographical terrain of a mountainous region. Kind of makes you feel like God, if you think about it.

—Jarod Kintz

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Shit a brick.”

—Jarod Kintz

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I have a 12:34 representational time dance. I do it at 3:33 every other Tuesday (twice a day). If you’d like to participate in my choreographed dance routine, bring a football helmet and a half...

—Jarod Kintz

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I’m surprised there isn’t a jet airplane designed in the shape of a brick. Some people (aeronautical engineers) might say that’s because bricks aren’t aerodynamic. Yeah, right. I’d like to see someone make that claim...

—Jarod Kintz

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One blanket, coupled with a fluffy pillow, could be implemented as a torture device for insomniacs.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be exchanged for a bar of gold. But be sure you wait until the owner of the gold isn’t looking before you make the switch.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to commit genocide on a small patch of grass, if you lay the brick down on the lawn and leave it there long enough. But I do not condone this...

—Jarod Kintz

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Because if I’m weirdAnd ostracized and friendlessIt’s not personal.

—Gabrielle Prendergast

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fresh” chicken noodle soup through a 20-foot straw that runs from the basement up to the attic, where she found the soup.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used for a soft opening of a new casino. The softer the better, I always say. Well, I don’t always say that. I say other stuff too.

—Jarod Kintz

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Inside these letters, the eye will seeNearby are your friends, and VFD.

—Lemony Snicket

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I’ve heard that kind of weird backward compliment often – ‘She’s so talented, but not pretty.’

—Kathy Baker

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She could not trust people who wore all their “weird” on the outside. It left so little within to discover.

—Thomm Quackenbush

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The weird thing about working in television is that you only see the people that you’re in scenes with.

—Sara Ramirez

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Hey, that’s why they in­vented the In­ter­net, her­manita. To talk about weird shit and down­load porn.

—Ann Aguirre

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It was strange, I reflected.. that even in the weirdest circumstances, the most troubling episodes of one’s life, the greatest divides from home and familiarity, there were these moments of undeniable joy.

—Elizabeth Kostova

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The bad news is most of my books are ebooks and aren’t for sale in brick-and-mortar bookstores. The good news is that most of my books are ebooks and are perfect for emailing and I’m...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to decorate the interior of your anus. Here, bend over and let me demonstrate.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to suppress certain groups of people, particularly those individuals who are too weak to stand up and say Hey, somebody get this brick off of me—it’s crushing me!

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a TV screen. How? No—why? Even better—why not? Why not wrap yourself up in your favorite TV shows and let the screen warm your body and soul?

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to stop terrorism. Unless that terrorist has a small knife, or really sharp teeth, and is able to chew through the cloth separating him from our American freedom.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to mimic the mating call of my crumpled-up clone. Isn’t silence seductive?

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick is a duplicate. It is a physical copy of the idea for a brick. And what’s the big idea? A brick represents unity, a notion of hey, let’s build something together. Like a...

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to stop a war, particularly if that war is a Cold War.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick and a blanket could be used to show creativity, by making them the subjects of a divergence test. Oh wait, that’s what this is. Nevermind.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to send Satan back from whence he came. But where did he come from? Probably Washington DC.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be twirled in the air, like a new idea in your mind, and then either discarded or folded up like a wearable memory.

—Jarod Kintz

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Brick and Blanket could be the names of two characters in a screenplay full of witty dialogue like: Brick: Hello! Blanket: Hi! Brick: How are you? Blanket: Good. You? Brick: Good.

—Jarod Kintz

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When the clock reads 3:00, I don’t call it three o’clock, I call it three hundred, and I remember the Spartans. At 3:01, however, I remember what I was doing at 2:59, and I get...

—Jarod Kintz

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I’m really not that weird. I’m a combination of a lot of different things. Maybe it’s just easier to make me look weird than another model who is specifically Caucasian.

—Devon Aoki

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A blanket could be used as a water purification device. Place it between a flowing water source and your storage barrel and let the blanket filter out impurities. Then after your water is pure, drop...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could have been used as a father figure in place of my dad when I was growing up, because a brick may be dumb, but at least it isn’t dumb and interfering in...

—Jarod Kintz

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And even, if circumstances required, a contingency plan for his contingency plan’s contingency plan.

—Frank Beddor

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