As long as you have a Cell Phone you’re never alone

Basically all the religions,sciences and powers of the world boil down to a simple truth. The Best Story Teller will win in the end!

Yes, stop your beliefs for a few moments now and then and Be-Life.

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If you want to find missing children put their photo’s on Soda Cans, beer cans and cigarette packs and you’ll increase the odds by millions some people are lactose in tolerate.

Many people have said to me that I’m a mystic. I find that a bit mysterious. I just use logic and common sense for my philosophies.

Love doesn’t always curl your toes sometimes it takes a bite right out of your soul.

I’ll never leave this Earth without a fight or at least pretend to for all of those in sight.

You’ll notice you don’t have both feet on the ground when you don’t have any friends around

I like Kindness it’s something the Government can’t tax and it’s free to give away that will return to you some day

Imagination Is the 1st step to writing the sequel to your life. Dare to believe and you’re sure to receive.

I’ve admired a lot of people in my life time and some of them were actually alive.

If there’s a place for me in Hell I hope it’s next to someone like you

I never see the color of a person. I never notice the color of their eyes. But the thing that always gets my attention. Is when the spout out lies

God forgive me for what I’ve done. God forgive me for what I will do, and forgive me for what I can’t do because my religion won’t let me.

Some one asked me today to explain “Soul Mates” I said “Well if all the energy was created at the same time as they say. Then all souls and spirits and such would be the...

You ever wake up in the morning and kiss the mirror and say “HELLO BEAUTIFUL” if not you have the wrong connection with your reflection.

I have my welcome mat turned around backwards so when people leave they think they’re going to a better place.

I’d like to lose enough weight so that my bones creaked louder than the floor

The voices in my head that tell the other voices what to do are mean.

The wheel of life has many spokes yet so few people ever leave the hub.

Be-lieve, Be- like, Be- LIFE!

I’ve heard many say “I’ll sell my soul to the Devil”in hopes of gaining money, power or fame.Why do they think that they have that much worth over any other person?And the Devil if there...

The Owl goes who, who, the Dove goes coo, coo, humans go you! You!

I believe if I Piss God off one more time. I’ll be eligible to win a free Bible

Decide the type of person you want to be, and when others aren’t looking, unique up on them.

I’ve been to weddings and I’ve been to wakes in either setting Love takes no breaks.

Guilt, fear, sin, doubt. Guilt, fear, sin, doubt. Guilt, fear, sin, doubt. That’s what religion is all about.

Always remember when it comes to family arguments and disputes. “Blood is thicker than anger.

I choose not to.

I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost sneezed himself to death.

I am an Author a person that plays with words that dance in the minds of others

Genius by birth, Bipolar by design

So many wish for magic so many beg for fame, but if you could manifest anything you want life would be a boring game.

I could enjoy the simple life with a small living quarters, a scratched album of Johnny Cash and a Box of Twinkies

Some people live a lifetime every second, others only a second in a life time with little happiness to find. Learn to seize each and every second and make your life divine!

Three eggs two slices of toast a cup of coffee an episode of Mr. Ed. A Violin and a bowl of fruit what else does a man need?

I’m tired of the whole anti gun thing. Saying that Guns cause Murders is like saying Steering Wheels cause car wrecks

I believe in ‘Positives’ not Negatives the only thing about Alcohol I’m Powerless over is those Damn Taxes

I can blend words easily with my pen, and show concepts from deep within. Yet not everyone gets the message I send. So why do I even let these words begin? Maybe they will soak...

God forgive me for what I’ve done. God forgive me for what I will do. And God forgive me for what I can’t do because my religion won’t let me

I don’t know which I hate most my bills or the money I pay them with…

If you could see your perfect image in the mirror it would remove all your fear.

If I wouldn’t of spent so much time shooting spit wads at my English teacher I’d know how to punctuate good thing I normally write poetry.

When I went to school every teacher had a BOARD of education.

I’m sucking on a cancer stick trying to think of something inspiring to say to help someone have a better life. That’s “Irony”.

The only thing worse than a Mexican Stand Off is a Peace Pact that Fails!

There’s never enough time to do the job right, but always enough time to do it over.

We live in a thought-suggestive Universe. The sky’s the limit. Believe and you’ll receive.

For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up.