As long as you have a Cell Phone you’re never alone




(1 votes, 4.00 )I don’t know which I hate most my bills or the money I pay them with…




(No Ratings Yet)If you could see your perfect image in the mirror it would remove all your fear.




(No Ratings Yet)When I went to school every teacher had a BOARD of education.




(No Ratings Yet)The only thing worse than a Mexican Stand Off is a Peace Pact that Fails!




(No Ratings Yet)There’s never enough time to do the job right, but always enough time to do it over.




(No Ratings Yet)For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up.




(No Ratings Yet)The only way to set yourself free is to meet each new challenge relatively.




(No Ratings Yet)When I get to Heaven I just know I’m going to forget my toothbrush.




(No Ratings Yet)I love reading things on twitter its all well within my attention span of 140 characters.




(No Ratings Yet)You can’t put a price on fun; it’s always priceless




(No Ratings Yet)If I used a higher percentage of my brain I wouldn’t of had to ride on the short bus.




(No Ratings Yet)Lunar Eclipse doesn’t that sound like a car you can only drive at night?




(No Ratings Yet)When I was a kid I loved wall paper it added a lot of fiber to my paint chips.




(No Ratings Yet)Make sure your Belief system leaves room for you to Be Life!




(No Ratings Yet)Total Enlightenment is ‘Vision without Purpose’.




(No Ratings Yet)I’d rather write poetry than watch TV it allows me to share the wide screen in me.




(No Ratings Yet)A Million Copies Sold,” did you ever wonder who bought them?




(No Ratings Yet)My medication must be wearing off I’m starting to think my jokes are funny.




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