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Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses.

—Jarod Kintz

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Sometimes it was like Neil was from an alien planet, where people never asked for or shared anything emotional without deeply apologizing first. He assured me that he was simply British. And that we Americans,...

—Amanda Palmer

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And when you get where you’re going, you darn well better look great!

—Dan Brown

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The bad news is most of my books are ebooks and aren’t for sale in brick-and-mortar bookstores. The good news is that most of my books are ebooks and are perfect for emailing and I’m...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to decorate the interior of your anus. Here, bend over and let me demonstrate.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to suppress certain groups of people, particularly those individuals who are too weak to stand up and say Hey, somebody get this brick off of me—it’s crushing me!

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to fill the night sky with smoke, if you use it to suffocate the fire. And if you mess it up, I’ll use my hands to suffocate you.

—Jarod Kintz

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I’m not blanketing the truth when I say: Give a man a brick, and he’ll fish for a day. But give a man a fish, and he’ll brick for the rest of his life.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to reduce the weight of love, by exactly one person. It’s a cold world out there.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to travel to exotic places. Just close your eyes and see for yourself.

—Jarod Kintz

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Surviving cancer is cool, but surviving old age is cooler.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as an identifier, for all those people with no real identities. I’m talking about clones, because just like bricks, each clone is exactly like the next.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to fill in the blank.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to keep your body warm. After all, your body starts cooling off rapidly once you die. But don’t worry, I’ll bury you someplace quiet, someplace sacred, someplace so secret the...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be duct taped in front of your eyes, like a blindfold, so you can have that feeling of hitting your head against a brick wall all the time.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be cast in Samuel Jackson roles. It would be cheaper and more dramatic.

—Jarod Kintz

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Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat.

—Jarod Kintz

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He’s a buying dude, and I’ve got to sell him something—like my credibility. (On sale Today through Labor Day.)

—Jarod Kintz

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It’s impossible for me to applaud your successes when my hands are too busy patting myself on the back. But if I clap for you, and you pat my back, we can both feel like...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be divided into four equal pieces and split among three friends. I’ll take the two largest pieces, or half, whichever makes me appear the most generous.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be a politician, if you attached strings, taught it to dance, and allowed it to read a teleprompter. Remember: whether it’s Republican or Democrat, it’s still a brick, and it will do...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to help you maintain a balanced diet, by keeping your head perfectly still with the brick steady on your skull while you eat.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could represent change, and a brick represents consistency. Do you embrace the blanket, or the brick?

—Jarod Kintz

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The day my dad left my mom and I was the second saddest day of my life. The saddest day was the next day, when he returned home.

—Jarod Kintz

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I’m trusting you not to break my heart. If it gets even a scratch, I’ll break your face. -Shaye

—Gena Showalter

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A blanket could be used to cover my couch. Nobody should see that I constructed my sofa on the bones of my ancestors.

—Jarod Kintz

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Normally I’d run off in the other direction when faced with a man wearing what were essentially pyjamas to work, but this time… well, they matched my boxers.

—Josephine Myles

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A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!

—Nicole McKay

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Sometime all you need is love … Oh wait! And ice cream, and chocolate to go along with it as nowadays love is anything but sweet.

—Megha Khare

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I knew I was in deep shit. I didn’t know how deep—just that I still hadn’t touched bottom.

—Sol Luckman

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Yeah? Well, if there’s anything worse than a whore it’s a bore.

—Charles Bukowski

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A brick could be traded for a soon-to-be abandoned baby. Let’s build a better future together.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to sway the voters. But if you really want to sway them, try using a catchy song.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a warm topping on a hamburger, sort of like processed cheese, only tastier and healthier.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used like yellow sneezes hello every time love walks like a slinky down the stairs. Who used my shoe as a soup bowl?

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to build a future with me. Come, let’s start a life together.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to cause global warming. If you don’t want to future generations to die, I’d recommend shivering in your bare bed.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to measure the speed of gravity, but an apple offers a tastier option.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a screen to project animated bedtime stories onto, and also a place to project your fears about society not being accepting of adults who watch movies directed at an...

—Jarod Kintz

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I pee whilst seated. But it’s hard to focus with people honking at me.

—Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to suffocate our secret desires. And what do I secretly desire? I desire suffocation, and that is why I must suffocate my desire.

—Jarod Kintz

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It’s funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.

—Ellen DeGeneres

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A brick could be used as brain filler for the political mind, just in case one of our elected officials needs a brain transplant to try to boost their intellectual capabilities.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used like March 5th marches in a marching band. And guess what, as the marching band director, I am the cement that holds everyone’s shoes in sync at the bottom of...

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a fashion accessory. Or an accessory to murder. I believe the phrase is, “If looks could kill.

—Jarod Kintz

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Just because I wear a size 14 shoe does not mean I’ll take it off when I go to shake your hand.

—Jarod Kintz

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My internal voice raised its decibel level. Sam O. Same

—Jarod Kintz

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Sometimes you don’t know what you’re looking for until it’s already knocked you flat on your back. -Cade

—Cora Carmack

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A blanket isn’t the solution, a blanket is the problem. I say we burn all the blankets, along with the bodies of the unbelievers.

—Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to stop a bleeding wound. Though just between you and me, I’d prefer to be bandaged by a Band-Aid, a blanket, or a pair of lace panties (preferably red).

—Jarod Kintz

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