Sparkles make the world go round.

You stand out like a fart in church.

If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I’m printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me!

He immediately went down with a thud and I was pretty certain most of the furniture in the room jumped when he landed.

A brick could be used in a manner most secret. But Shh! I can’t tell you. What part about secret don’t you understand?

I think I just blew my own mind.

Because there’s no way on earth she’s going to make it through college unless she grows some serious ovaries and turns this train wreck around

A brick could be used to let that special someone in your life know how much you love them. Instead of tossing out a careless I love you, try tossing a brick at them instead.

Eternity is not a super-abundance of time, but timelessness.

He swallowed, and his voice was a bit rough, but he was “You know, I think moving is key to this whole fucking thing.””This does t feel good?” Gavin kissed under Jamie’s ear while rubbing...

You sound like you’re mentally deficient. And possibly Chinese.

I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.

It was the first time her eyes had really met mine and to be honest I think there was more warmth between the lamb chops in the freezer.” Daniel meeting Felicity in Cousin Felicity and...

A blanket could be twirled in the air, like a new idea in your mind, and then either discarded or folded up like a wearable memory.

Why are we so addicted to social media?Because, our limbic system is craving for rewards, pleasure, acceptance and expansion through mind.

That’s worst than gonerreha, man!

A brick could be used as a patsy in a murder plot.

He’d gone from sixteen to seventy-five in a matter of seconds, but the old-man smell happened instantly, like boom. Congratulations! You stink!

Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he’s not starting over on the paperwork.

You can build with brick, and you can also destroy with a brick.

First blood is mine.Last blood counts for more.–Artemis Entreri and Drizzt Do’Urden

I lost a horse today.”That sounds careless. What happened?”She jumped off a cliff.”A cliff! Is that normal?

Love is timeless, but man is not. I think I’m early.” It’s true. I was a premature baby. I was born generations before my time.

I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.

They really hate you, yes they do. They hate everyone, how ’bout you?

I’m good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.

He made a sound of disgust in the back of his throat. “Oh thank you so much. That’s what every man wants to hear about his name. You might as well call me ‘Little Pecker’...

It was like hiking into a Hemingway story; everything was sepia-toned and bristling with subtext.

I love fortune readings! because when I get in troubles, if the reading says that I am in a lucky day, I can think my troubles are just some kind of mistakes, and if the...

Because I feel as if I let it down. As if it needed something from me, I was its only hope, and now that hope is gone.”What penis doesn’t try to make you feel that...

Elise hid her face in his shoulder, embarassed, “Kane! What will they think?” She whispered against his neck.”That we’re newly bonded and I can’t keep my hands off of my lovely mate.” And sure enough,...

While looking at a website for liposuction, I learned that it was a six-to eight-week recovery period, the clincher being that, during that time, I would under no circumstances be able to use street drugs....

Fee-fi-fo-fum, you better run and hideI smell the blood of a petty little coward

The government of my country snubs honest simplicity but fondles artistic villainy, and I think I might have developed into a very capable pickpocket if I had remained in the public service a year or...

…I guess I can put two and two together.””Sometimes the answer’s four,” I said, “and sometimes it’s twenty-two…

Who in the universe halts when the enemy tells them to?

I don’t know why people think I’m this ad-lib dude.

Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers.

Well, it’s just that… that’s going to hurt a bit, my dear. Go on, bend over. I’ll demonstrate.

FLAMINGO!!

If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you believe in second chances for love at first sight?

Tease.

A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.

I define myself and grow as a person through emotional torment, so if you love me, you will inflict as much pain on me as you possibly can.

you were adorable.

No one is waiting for me. In this story, I’m the girl no one is waiting for. Usually the girl is fat, but my problem is more rare, which is freckles: I look like someone...

If sex were shoes, I’d wear you out. But I wouldn’t wear you out in public.

Taxidermy?” he responded with just a touch of his own sarcasm.

Karşınızdakine katlanabilmek için onunla ilgili bazı şeyleri görmezden gelerek yaşamaktanbaşka çareniz yoktur. Tıpkı öpüşen iki kişinin buna devam edebilmek için o sırada on milyon ila bir milyar arası bakteriyi değiştiklerini bilmemeleri, ya da biliyorlarsa bunu...

I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn’t it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit?