He was like Superman, but with fangs and oddly impaired morals.
Okay, no, I’m not, but right now let’s pretend I am.
I never knew what life was until it ran out in a red gush over any lips, my hands!
I figured that, if you do a vampire movie in Hollywood, you’ve made it.
We’re going to need a shitload of steel,” the human muttered.
Consider this a one-thousand horsepower divorce, sweetheart
Sticks and stones will break your bones, but failure will get you killed.