I like the word ‘fuck’. The word means what it means, but it also means whatever you need it to mean.

(on the word “fuck”)’Oh, come on, Mum,’ I sighed at her protest. ‘It’s just an old Anglo-Saxon word for the female organ which has been adopted by an inherently misogynist language as a negative epithet. It’s the same as “fuck”, it basically means the same as copulate, but the latter is perfectly acceptable. Why? Because...

Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn’t answer the door. Therefore you are gay. Sincerely, Tiffany and Amber.

if i’m going to fuck up my life, does it really matter which way i do it?.

Confidence is being able to say ‘Fuck you, I’m the shit’ without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.

Who’d cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don’t you go fuck yourself?

You never look that close unless it’s one or the other.

I don’t fuck much with the past but I fuck plenty with the future.

I waste more time trying to save time than I would if I were merely inefficient. One woman told me I make love like a fish in the desert, and I believed her, because she looked like a dry fish fucker to me.

Trust me I know this shit, Don’t fuck with me!

The earth makes a sound as of sighs and the last drops fall from the emptied cloudless sky. A small boy, stretching out his hands and looking up at the blue sky, asked his mother how such a thing was possible. Fuck off, she said.

A rose is a mix of thorns with a flower, and is therefore half fuck you and half fuck me. If I gave you a dozen, would you fuck me 12 times?

I curse when I get really upset. Letting off steam that way makes me feel a little bit better. I’ve been through a lot, but I have never had the urge to go postal. I thank fuck for that.

Cause if you shoot a bullet someone dies. If you drop a bomb many die. You hit a woman, love dies. But if you say the F-word… nothing actually happens.

Fuck me,” I whispered, giving him permission, taking him into my flesh, a soft invitation to madness.

getting old means getting lucky sometimes means sometimes you learn & along with other sweeter acquisitions you learn that ninetenths of what goes down is bullshit that there’s just no way to be with people & not smear yr tongue with bullshit lies that it doesn’t help to fuck with people & anyway once you...

The basic formula of life… SURVIVE. EAT. SHIT. FUCK. BUY A HOUSE and DIE. It’s all been scripted. But there’s no need to see the second act. You already know how the play ends, don’t you?

To satiate is a dirty thing, she’s mine, a possession, equally dirty and never satiates.

Fuck the world and never tell them I love you.

In entirety, valentine is a FUCKING DAY, rather than the sanctity of its literal meaning.

Play it fuckin’ loud!

You’ve heard the saying, “Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.” Well, just change that to “F**k a man and you’ve made him happy for a day. Teach a man to f**k and you’ve made him happy for...

I think a man’s “wordplay” can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!!

Take off your damned wrapper! The old buffer ordered, looking intensely at her lower part. Comfort was on her knees, rubbing the old man’s dirty feet. All her plea and tears continually worsen the whole matter. I want to do you harder cos you gonna be fucked by other folks who needs a large hole,...

in this land some of us fuck more than we die but most of us die better than we fuck

You are a religious and a scholar; what the fuck?

If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ’em!

(When)When you call me nugget.When you take pictures of me.When you dance.When you complement me.When you laugh.When your eyes squint as you smile.When we make love when we’re sick.I fall more in love with you.

Struggles bring you success”, but they do not understand that those struggles certainly fuck us too.

life – your gunna meet some two faced people, some bosses that make your soul cringe, some places you wished you’d never walked into… But then you’ll grow, you’ll learn that your gut instinct isn’t nieve, your boss can ‘ fuck it’ because your dreams are more important and the places you walked into unaware...

I bet she likes it hard, from behind, probably likes to get spanked too. I mean, just look at her, she has a serious come-fuck-me-face.

If you can’t say “Fuck” you can’t say, “Fuck the government.

Yes, fuck Christina. I think she’d like that.

But you don’t fuck me cold-heartedly,’ she protested.’I don’t want to fuck you at all.’Lady Chatterly’s Lover