She has a body for years, and I have an astronaut tan. When we make love it will be like (x + 2)(2x -1) = 0, solve for x.

Once you are defiled, you can’t get back your purity by any means, instead, you will only look for ways to be defiled over and over again.

I want to make love like the most romantic thing ever, but I just don’t know how to go about learning how to fornicate like a flower.

We made love like there was no tomorrow. Looking back, we should have made love like there was no yesterday.

If any woman opens her legs for you, don’t feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a long time, and now its your own turn to get a...

I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I’ve ever served to an unsuspecting customer.

I make love efficiently. Why involve two people, when the same outcome can be done by one?

Lovemaking is a big grammatical error, i think it should be, LustMaking.

Remember when we made love in the rain? You asked me to bring protection, and I brought a windshield wiper. That was my first time. I had never driven in the rain before that. I...

A shower curtain would make a great dress. If I make it for you, will you make love to me? Before you answer, you should know that I’m a bring my own bathtub kind of...

Woman study loving him his whole life; Man study loving well, your whole wife

I want to tell you what’s really happened.””Not now. Please not now. Whatever’s happened, come and make love to me.”And we did make love; not sex, but love; though sex would have been so much...

Just like the way you date in relationship and become convinced before you give a partner your heart, you got to date your PASTOR to know he can be your MENTOR before you give him...

Every time we made love, one of us cried. Mostly it was me, out of joy, but occasionally it was her, out of despair.

(…) before they actually admit to the big ‘L’ word. Love or lust – what’s the big, damn deal? You’re going to fuck either way, right?

One word I’d use to describe space is lonely. The only way I’ll board a space shuttle is if I had a babysitter with me. You know, to watch the baby I’ll make with her.

The one thing you should never do to a woman, whether you make love to her or fuck her, is apologise straight after.

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.

I wanted to make love in the rain, but owing to unfavorable (or, rather favorable) weather conditions, I took to the shower as a suitable substitute.

To feel physically comfortable with someone else’s body is not a decision you make. It has very little thing to do with how two people think or act or talk or even look. The mysterious...

When I touch you, I’m touching you because I want to make you happy. When I kiss you, I’m kissing you because you have the most incredible mouth I’ve ever seen and you know I...

I make love in my bathtub, because there’s only room for one person.

French. Feel. Finger. Fuck.

You must make love to him like his touch is your salvation.

I drive as fast as four tire swings hanging from a tree branch in the middle of winter. I also make love with as much speed and rotation.

Life is too short to be unhappy… So laugh insanely, kiss softly, and make love passionately.

I make love in half. But that’s because I’m much too romantic to refer to it as masturbation.

Meatloaf is graphable in how far ahead it is in likeability categories. You can also play Mop the Floor with it. I make love like I make dinner that makes cleaning the kitchen more fun...

Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom.

(When)When you call me nugget.When you take pictures of me.When you dance.When you complement me.When you laugh.When your eyes squint as you smile.When we make love when we’re sick.I fall more in love with you.

Once you finish having sex, what is there to do but start over?

I don’t see anything other than pretensions and low mentality in women who make a man run after a hole that would soon be inhabited by termites and worms.

She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to.