The truth is, immigrants tend to be more American than people born here.
Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?
Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?
If you ask me, reincarnation is just another way to procrastinate.
I’ve got two dogs; they’re Boston terriers, and they’re allowed everywhere.
Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains.
To both my parents, the world is a battle for attention, a war to be heard.
Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.
Prepare to evacuate soul in ten, in nine, eight.Chloe’s splashing through the ankle-deep back-up of renal fluid from her failed kidneys.Death will commence in five.Five, four.Around her, a parasitic life spray paints her heart.Four, three.Three,...
Just for the record, she still loves you. She wouldn’t bother to torture you if she didn’t.
If she was going to die, Marla didn’t want to know about it.