Write like no one is reading.

I know you think I’m crazy. Maybe that’s because I am. About life, about this moment, about you.

Of all the heartache I will ever know, only some of it will be real. The rest, I will create.

I’m convinced that everything I do will have a better outcome than the person who failed at it before me, because it’s the only reality I choose to accept.

I’ll only tell you what matters. And, the truth is, everything matters.

I know I’m not going to be in your head all the time. But once you know me, I’ll be forever in your heart. 

You turn me on from across the room, and I’ll completely melt if you come any closer.

You might never comprehend my madness. But it stands behind my undying love for you. You’re the object of my everything. I’m sorry I’ve been stupid lately.

I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?

When inside of her, he’s beside himself.

He’s unconventionally attractive and yet coincidentally everything I’ve ever wanted.

I’m convinced that not all units of time are equal.

When you leave, I feel like I’m alone with your demons.

True love is wanting to spend the rest of your life with someone you would sometimes also like to strangle.

Be a lady? Forget it. Ladies don’t last a day in the real word. No one’s a lady anymore. Why do you think we get our claws polished?

As we get older, it matters less where you are and more who you’re with.

The monsters were never under our bed, but in the forest our future.

Making the hard to decision to throw away a once favorite bra is like deleting an ex-friend that repeatedly let you down.

The irony of the human heart is that it’s tormented both by the presence and absence of it’s own soul’s counterpart.

My favorite thing you do is stop me in the middle of whatever I’m doing to tell me you love me.

Being near you for a day was at the top of my bucket list of the greatest life achievements, so this has by far exceeded my expectations and everyday has been magic.

When nothing is at stake, everything’s a waste.

When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.

I’m such a strong human being. I amaze myself even. If only you knew what I’ve been up against, you’d want my autograph. I’m a real life superhero.

Some days are hard on us. Life gets serious and shit sucks. But you’re my favorite distraction, attraction and human being. And, I can’t wait to love you more tomorrow.

I now have anti-bodies to assholes after working for so many.

I was hoping we could just listen to Jimmy Eat World and forget we ever grew up.

I’m a Texas girl, with a California soul.

Can you still want something you already have? Absolutely. Everyday.

It’s hard to say which I like more, the perfectly happy days or the hours right after we’ve ended a good fight.

Chemically, I’m as off as I can be. But you fix me.

I’d tell you what happened, but I can’t remember all of it. And I don’t wanna put words in my dreams thoughts.

She lives like tomorrow isn’t coming and yesterday never happened.

(Divorce)We’ll remarry someday when we’ve grown, Like royalty who’ve earned the throne. An aisle made of gold, To have and to hold.My dress made of rags, A suit that’s so torn.All eyes are on me,But...

I wish I could line up naked the men I’ve slept with and just gloat for a hot minute. Beautiful creatures.

My sincerest gratitude to every ass hole, horrible boss, and worthless piece of shit I’ve ever met for giving me new and endless material to work with and a way to earn a living exposing...

I can be a stupid girl inside of a crazy woman at times over you. If I weren’t, you should be worried! We all do stupid shit. I might as well be a fool for...

My existence began the day you were created and was realized the day we met.

He said I’m the winning lottery ticket, like he’s never meant anything more.

Realizing that many you once thought the world of are nothing but glorified assholes means you’ve grown up. 

The moment my niece came into the world, I realized that logic can’t make sense of someone who’s so brand new to you.

I imagine you dream of me on the nights I dream of you. I’m always so confused by the platonic way we enjoy each other’s company. We talk about so many things that I can’t...

Even before we met and long after we’re both gone, my heart lives inside of yours. I’m forever and ever in love with you.

At the end of the day, we’re all striving to be touched, somehow.

I finally gave in today. Admitting that I haven’t been able to do it alone, that’s defeat right? But do a couple pills change why I’m here? Will my spirit be altered? Do my passions...

She was always looking for guarantees in a world of none.

Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I’m just mad about you. And that darling, that’s the best love there is.

There is a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.” I wonder what happens to women who bully other women.

The moment you realize that life will hurt more than your death. While existing, we’re forced to become acquainted with sadness. There’s no antibiotic for the ridding of distress, and no alleviation of these intervals...

I’ll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts.