Facebook gives people an illusory sense of being LIKED.
We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.
What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.
12% of dreams create jobs. 88% of jobs destroy dreams.
Retro is a symptom of a generation that is too lazy to innovate.
The present is the closest that you will ever get to the future.
Sleeping is the most common attempt to temporarily escape reality.
Some people aren’t really light-teethed; they’re merely dark-skinned.