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Mokokoma Mokhonoana  Quotes
Being rich is an untalented artist’s consolation prize.

—Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Grandchildren are their grandparents’ toys.

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Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband’s girlfriend.

—Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Social networking platforms made it unnecessary to know people to know people.

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Facebook gives people an illusory sense of being LIKED.

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In a society that prioritizes man’s health, a cleaner is more important than a lawyer.

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Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food, and, a roll of toilet paper.

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Life is merely one very long day that routinely gets dark to give people a sensible excuse to keep their eyes closed for 8 hours.

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While having one’s assertions challenged might be bad for an unintelligent man’s ego; it sure is good for his intellect.

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Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.

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Politics and Sport were invented to give unknowledgeable people an opportunity to share their knowledge.

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What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.

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There is absolutely nothing feminine about the colour pink, or, anything bad-luck’ish about the colour black — in itself.

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We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.

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To become richer, earn more. To appear richer, move into a poorer neighborhood.

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Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview.

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A genius is a grown-up that did not grow up.

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Religion makes people kill each other. Science supplies them with weapons.

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Smartphones are tools which fools fiddle with when they are around people that they don’t have the courage, or, the intellect, to converse with.

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The news is glorified gossip.

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Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.

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*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!

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12% of dreams create jobs. 88% of jobs destroy dreams.

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There is more to life than making a living. Do not work more than you live.

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Retro is a symptom of a generation that is too lazy to innovate.

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The present is the closest that you will ever get to the future.

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Virginity comes standard. A good head is earned.

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88% of what we call good songs aren’t really good. They merely remind us of a good time we once had.

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Ambition’ is ‘greed’ rebranded.

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Some women are good-looking … until they change their hairstyle.

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An angry artist tells people what (he thinks) they need to hear. A hungry artist tells people what (he thinks) they want to hear.

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Employment frees man from the nightmare of unemployment, while it chains him to his employer’s dream.

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An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.

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Friends are family members we have a choice over.

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To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.

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To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.

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The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.

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Hanging around people you’re smarter than is good for your ego. Hanging around people who are smarter than you is good for your intellect.

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Giving up isn’t a deed. It is ‘discontinuity’ of a deed.

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He who says that someone isn’t himself is a victim of statistics.

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A bad handwriting is as annoying to a reader … as an irritating voice is to a listener.

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Marriage and dating are man-made ideologies; if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, we’d all be born in pairs; as couples.

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A sensible speaker is a slave to making sense.

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In modeling, the colour of a man’s teeth is more important than his IQ.

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He who is ready to die for his country is a fool. For he didn’t choose where he was born; and where he was born didn’t choose him.

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Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others.

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Thanks to the internet, you can provoke thoughts of those in mansions, from the uncomfortableness of your shack.

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Reading leads to knowing more. Knowing more leads to arrogance. Reading further leads to humbleness.

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To change the world, one has to ignore its residents.

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98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.

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