Being rich is an untalented artist’s consolation prize.
Grandchildren are their grandparents’ toys.
Facebook gives people an illusory sense of being LIKED.
What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.
We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.
A genius is a grown-up that did not grow up.
The news is glorified gossip.
12% of dreams create jobs. 88% of jobs destroy dreams.
Retro is a symptom of a generation that is too lazy to innovate.
The present is the closest that you will ever get to the future.
Virginity comes standard. A good head is earned.
Friends are family members we have a choice over.
Giving up isn’t a deed. It is ‘discontinuity’ of a deed.
A sensible speaker is a slave to making sense.
In modeling, the colour of a man’s teeth is more important than his IQ.
Ambition’ is ‘greed’ rebranded.
Some women are good-looking … until they change their hairstyle.
To change the world, one has to ignore its residents.
Faeces by any other name would smell as gross
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