Retro is a symptom of a generation that is too lazy to innovate.
Facebook gives people an illusory sense of being LIKED.
Eyes are a deaf man’s ears. Ears are a blind man’s eyes.
Not smoking is not an achievement. Like virginity, it comes standard.
To put an arrogant ‘famous’ singer in her place: pretend to be deaf.
To see all pessimists as pessimists is to be a pessimist.
Distinctive facial features of a parent are poor people’s paternity test.
A straight face is an ignorant man’s attempt to appear knowledgeable.
Not every happy person is rich, and, Not every rich person is happy.
The boring thing about being interesting is that you bore boring people.
*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.