Did you know you can drink food? It’s true! It’s called soup, and I eat it with a fork. I’m as efficient as the government.

We had about 60 regions in Greece and now there are only 13. It’d be like cutting down 50 states to 13 and making it more efficient.

At home I am a man, at work I am a machine.

They just don’t make them like they used to.” Well, except for kids. People still make children the way they always have, though I am working on a product that’ll make the process 100% more...

Violence is not more efficient than non-violence.

I wonder if babies could be made more efficiently on a conveyer belt.

What do you call 1,000 government employees with no mouths or legs? More efficient.

I’m as efficient as a fish ant, I’m as mythical as a productive government employee, and I’m the kind of lover your mother would approve of. Ask her—she’ll tell you how good I am in...

I removed all the doors to our love, so you can’t lock yourself away from me. But I didn’t stop there. I also replaced the doors with metal detectors, so I could fondle you more...

Do not turn the power of your mind upon others, but turn it upon yourself in such a way that it will make you stronger, more positive, more capable, and more efficient, and as you...

Prayer doesn’t work. Perhaps it makes the believer feel better (in the same way that meditation or deep thought would), but prayer doesn’t actually affect the external world. Not only is it ineffective, but it...

I make love efficiently. Why involve two people, when the same outcome can be done by one?

I like wooden shoes—John Wooden. They are better for playing basketball. Nail them to the hardwood floor for increased shooting efficiency.

Two heads are better than one because the more people that get involved, the easier it is to reach an agreement. This is why committees are so efficient.

I’m as efficient as a fish in the desert. I make love like a sundial at night.

The government is so efficient it often takes two people to do the work of one. Actually, more accurately, it takes twice the manpower to do half the work.

Let your autobiography contain these words; “I was able to think positively, love affectionately and work efficiently”. Thinking, loving and working are what make us different from animals and trees.

While spirituality provides an efficient and endless fuel for your mind and body, you must burn that fuel with human action towards your goals, dreams, and desires.

How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly.

I try to be as efficient as possible.