How about you ask me something like, “What do you want more than anything?” and I reply with, “A hellhound in my bed”?

Yeah and purple monkeys fly from my ass at dawn.

Why would Dad call you? I mean, you have to admit that he would have been better off calling the local prison and asking them to send out one of the convicted killers to come...

For your next act, please don’t pull any rabbits out of my… well, hat.”….He licked playfully at her mouth. “And ya can’t call my manhood ‘rabbit’.At least give it a manly name I can brag...

Man, beast, don’t matter. Something aims to kill you, your kin, your friends, you kill it first. You weren’t carrying that poker to protect yourself against no wolf.

Maybe fire and kerosene don’t go together for a reason.

That’s what underwear is for, girls, so if an emergency happens you only show your cookies to the people you love.

With a shaking hand, he reached for his cock, and stroked it slowly from base to tip. Clearly, prayer time was over.

Reminder: Dump Brains and Bowels in Hazmat Bin!

I should’ve let her walk right out the door, but something about Nadya made it tough for me to be the asshole I wanted to be.

Maybe we could get Aiden some pants because I’m tired of looking at his junk,” Jayce muttered.

This is beautiful.” Eugenie ran her fingers along a massive mahogany sideboard, on the top of which rested a red velvet sash with fine embroidery on it and, on top of the sash, a silver...

Neve, you’re wicked,” he groaned as she rocked up against him even harder. “I hope that’s not a problem for you,” she panted.

Time flies when you grow fangs and fur.

Don’t be hating on my peacock. It’s just not right. – Kye

There’s nothing sweet about me, love,” he said.

I can’t let it happen. I can’t risk it. I have to protect you, and I will. With every breath in me, I will.

…three particular T-shirts with vulgar slang written on them that made the vein in his forehead poke out. It was a cute little vein and I grew fond of seeing it’s public appearance while I...

A laugh burst from Nina’s lips. “Not as awkward as it must be for you. Honey, please. If you bent around any harder trying to let me know you fucked Lex to try and make...

Slightly,” Tanner remarked tongue in cheek.

All that Anne Rice crap is true, I thought on my way out the door; New Orleans really does have a vampire problem.Besides me, of course.

A single doctor, with the body of a Greek god, sat across from me at a candlelit table, and all I could think about was a greasy-fingered motorcycle mechanic.I refrained from smacking my own forehead.

Larissa’s father was Vlad Dracul? Vlad Tepes? Vlad the fucking Impaler?”Tepes translated meant “the Impaler,” something Connor clearly knew.”Yeah.”Surprising him, Connor let out a loud laugh. “Man I bet her family just loved that she...

We walked the length of Jackson Square, stopping to look at the work of a couple of artists who’d set up their sidewalk shops for the day.”Look.” Eugenie stopped in front of an acrylic painting...

Voodoo very old magic – possibly one of the oldest forms of all time. It’s often referred to as vodou or voudoun….Voodoo worships the loa, which are literally spirits – like ghosts – but much...

Do you have a formal gown to wear?’I made a face.’Of course not.”What size are you?”Size awesome.’He gave me a blank stare.He didn’t get it

I’m sure all of that’s true. Especially the anal bit–Marshall’s always been an ass–but I don’t see how this is relevant, unless of course I’m mistaken, and you really are comparing me to a crumb...

If Scotsmen don’t wear anything under their kilts and they ride a horse, do you think they chafe their manbits?

When I’m gone, time won’t change. It will pass the way it always has. I’ve seen it happen. People always move on. You will find your mate. You will move on then I’ll be nothing...

He turned to look at her. “We’ve some talking to do.””Didn’t we do that on the plane ride over here?””I doona remember talking. I remember kissing, touching, and many orgasms, but no talking.

God, fate was a sick, twisted bitch. Doomed. He was certainly and absolutely heading straight for the fiery pits of Hell, he realized, as he lusted for his sworn enemy, the vampire.

Are ya glad to see me, or is that a roll of poker chips in your pants?

I put the carpetbag on a ledge, and then, hanging upside down by my razor-clawed feet, slept until sunset. A first for me, and actually quite comfortable.Lord help me.

This time, I wanted to enjoy the passion that burned between us until we were both about to combust.

The ten-year-old shifter wore long flannel pajama pants and a T-shirt, his blond hair sticking up everywhere in the most adorable way. “No, I’m thirsty. I didn’t mean to both you –“”You’re not bothering us,”...

She shook her head. “I can’t believe you got bit and you didn’t even get an orgasm out of it. I guess True Blood isn’t true after all.

Ray is going to fly you out and the plan is to meet up in two hours.”She sighed. “I despise Vamp Air, but I guess it can’t be helped. I can’t even think about the...

As soon as I stepped onto the train, I knew why Shifters and Weres shunned the contraptions like E.coli avoided antibacterial agents on a petri dish. It smelled. Badly. A putrid mix of old man,...

So what did you do, drug me, stuff me in the trunk, then dump me like a sacrificial offering into that vampire’s coffin? – Shella

Emotions like these didn’t happen to regular, everyday people. They couldn’t or else the entire world would be fornicating all the time.

And the more he gazed at her, the more he felt a twinge of something he couldn’t quite describe, an unknown surge that bubbled inside him from the first moment he’d caught sight of her,...

She leaned a shoulder against the tunnel wall and thought of Kellan. A Dragon King. A dragon and a King.A gorgeous man who kissed as if there were no tomorrow and made love skillfully, adeptly....

Nikolai had expected to have to fight the urge to torture the progeny of his father’s murderer, but he had never anticipated fighting the urge to fuck her.

Cozy was a fun night by a fireplace with marshmallows. Cozy was a grandmother knitting Christmas sweaters. Cozy was new puppies in a litter. Cozy was not what he had in mind to do in...

Am I right in thinkin’ you’ve maybe been” – he dropped his voice – “the victim of an infamous outrage by the darkies?

If she expected me to apologize she was going to be sorely disappointed.I’d never be sorry for kissing her.

Every girl dreams of waking up one day, a princess. Until that day kicks you in the face, wearing steel toed boots.

I narrowed my eyes. Jean stayed awfully well informed about prete politics, and often told me things the Elders hadn’t yet learned. I suspected this might be one of those things. “How do you know...

Vampires love to gossip. They live for drama…

I have about as much artistic talent as a cluster of colour-blind hedgehogs in a bag.