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Al Franken  Quotes
WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW!

—Al Franken

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Funny
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.

—Al Franken

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EducationErrorHumanity
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn’t realize he meant our nation.

—Al Franken

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AmericaBushForeign-Policy
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Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!

—Al Franken

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FreedomHumorMasturbation
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

—Al Franken

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Advice
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe. Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment,...

—Al Franken

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BiasGayHomophobia
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.

—Al Franken

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Media
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way. You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy...

—Al Franken

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