Millie? Does the White Clown love you?

Most people buy the highest quality television sets, only to watch the lowest quality television shows.

It makes it harder to write if I watch a lot of television, because television is not like a written story.

Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I’ll be damned if Rick Perry didn’t take me up on that.

And I think he may have a little different view about television, something that I have advocated for more than a decade in the court, … He’s a new generation.

The real point of watching television is to forget that you have a brain.

Television won’t be able to hold on to any market it captures after the first six months. People will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night.

Television news is now entertainment, and the stories are being written by the people that have a special interest in them.

5. Television is of great educational value. It teaches you while still really young how to (a) kill, (b) rob, (c) embezzle, (d) shoot, (e) poison, and generally speaking, (f) how to grow up into...

Ellen has demonstrated her extraordinary ability to connect with the television viewing audience. … We are delighted to have her back.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

Key element of television programming, the characters must watch the programming themselves.

Television really has been my vehicle. I don’t get played on the radio much, so I’ve relied on TV a lot.

When I was your age I knew how to listen to television and learn a few things.

There is nothing wrong with entertainment. As some psychiatrist once put it, we all build castles in the air. The problems come when we try to live in them. The communications media of the late...

Sometimes the intensity and the grind of doing television can wear you down, but at the same time there’s something about the repetition, the sheer mass of work that you do that’s also liberating.

In Beverly Hills… they don’t throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

I’m not up on today’s television for children, because it’s mostly cartoons that don’t seem to interest me.

By eroding their sense of shame we’ve made immorality normal, not only in the world but also in the forbidden squadron. …their new Christian friends recommended some of the movies Fletcher had been wondering if...

Often in films, you have no idea where you’re going to be six months from now. And I grew very weary of that. And television, although it wasn’t necessarily as creatively diverse as filmmaking can...

I left ‘The Bob Newhart Show,’ which was my decision. CBS wanted it to go on. But I could see television changing; I could see the tastes were changing.

It’s very interesting to know what people are doing while you’re working on late-night television.

Over the course of television’s history, I think fans have done more to save shows and support them than ruin them.

Television isn’t my career. Business is.

I don’t think I’d come off well on TV. But if you ever see me on, my advice is to add more bleach and keep scrubbing the screen.

My TV’s remote control didn’t have a source of energy, so I poured coffee in it. Now I can read any book I want.

Pro football wasn’t as popular as it is now. When I came out of college, I had no idea of playing pro football. I think I saw two or three pro football games on television...

They are gearing up to fight new competitors, the cable-television industry, for the complete bundle of services, including telephone, television, wireless and Internet.

I’m in a television program that is always among the top 20, that’s shown in 67 countries in the world, helping lobotomize the entire world.

This is one of the most gifted interviewers that television or print has ever had, … Three Blind Mice.

I don’t watch a lot of television. Sports and news, that’s it.

When the machine of a human being is turned on, it seems to produce a protagonist, just as a television produces an image.

I definitely want make an impact in television. I want to make a continued and greater impact in feature films, and I want to be somebody who continues to be at the forefront of creating...

The sense of national catastrophe is inevitably heightened in a television age, when the whole country participates in it.

I love the stage. It’s terrifying in a way that film and television is not. When you’re about to go out, and you’re adrenaline just gets out of control, and that can be really daunting.

The main purpose of TV, to make you believe in everything you see around you, is real.And then, direct you, by using your own power against you, to make you go to where they want...

5 ways to cleanse your mind right away:•Switch off the junk box(Yes I mean Television).•Stop reading the leftover (Yes I mean Newspaper).•Stop cursing & blaming.•Walk in nature with a pet.•Come home (AND *MEDITATE*).~ UNIVERSE LOVES...

As an actor, particularly in theatre, you’re trying to get jobs on TV; but you’re also losing jobs in theatre to people who are on television.

Obviously I love working in film and television, but I started in theater and I’d love to be on Broadway.

I’ll always be grateful for what ‘Doctor Who’ has given me. I go to quite a few fan conventions. It’s lovely to hang out with people you worked with so long ago. And, more than...

An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.

Now, if that’s how she reacted to the arrival of a new television set and having to learn how to use a new remote control, how is she possibly going to cope with digital switchover?...

Y la cuestión es ésta: la televisión invierte la evolución de lo sensible en inteligible y lo convierte en el ictu oculi, en un regreso al puro y simple acto de ver. La televisión produce...

I do think that the days of gathering around a television set that functions merely as a television set, to receive a live broadcast of some networked programming, those days are probably numbered.

Anderson is a one-of-a-kind television journalist who deserves all the acclaim that he is getting.

Saturday morning was their unrestricted television time, and they usually took advantage of it to watch a series of cartoon shows that would certainly have been impossible before the discovery of LSD.

I watch way too much television and like a lot of shows, so I’m always excited to meet those people and hope they’re not douchey.

The most exciting acting tends to happen in roles you never thought you could play.

Every television program must be a complete package in itself. No previous knowledge is to be required. There must not be even a hint that learning is hierarchical, that it is an edifice constructed on...

If we really exist merely to fulfill God’s plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director, and, the audience.