A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results.

I like the name Lola, because it has LOL in the beginning.

Next, I wasn’t willing to mimic a dude. I’d done it twice and it wasn’t something I wanted to do again. Ever. Extra body parts and things dangling in place they shouldn’t? No way.

She spoke throught her teeth. “Almost, dear. What were the real words you used? The bad words. It’s okay to say them again, just this once.” I shrugged, “fine. I said’. . . just ’cause...

You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you,” Garrett joked.

You’re not seriously going?” Troy asks.”Of course I’m going,” I say. “What other choice do I have?””Um…not going.

In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.

I took the money and passed the box across the counter and said politely, ‘Your choice of colourreally lacks style.’ I smiled and Beth laughed and the guy asked to see my manager.I got Bert...

I found this, though,” Gazzy said excitedly, holding up a small green box. “Gas-X! Like, ‘X’ for explosion! This is great! I’m thinking I rig this with a detonator and-“”Did you find that in the...

Okay. When he comes, you can see him?””Yes. I can hear him, too. And he, uh…”She brushed the bandage on the side of her skull. I looked at her in bewilderment. Was she serious?”He hits...

You bet they did. Dellray was there. You should’ve seen him. He ordered every other case put on hold and said if metallurgy report wasn’t in your hands ASAP there’d be one mean mother——you get...

repooping is the purest form of pooping

I nod and smile and smile and nod, and when she turns away, I form a gun with my hand, place it to my temple, and pull the trigger. This girl is starved for attention....

I sigh. “I don’t know what’s happening to me.””They’re called hormones.”I shoot him a dirty look. “I’m serious.””Me too.” He cocks his head at me. “That’s like, biological and shit. Scientific. Maybe your lady bits...

I think a platform is missing its go-go dancer, Sabine.” Fey’s brutal tone cut through our courtesies.

Y’all got your heads tucked so far up your rears, she’s petrified the kid’s gonna need a shrink before he can shit in a dish.

I can’t believe you just did that! Are you crazy?”I gripped the steering wheel tighter. “Why do people keep asking me that?”He turned to stare at me, his eyes worried. “Who else keeps asking you...

something really deep and inspirational.

I’m more lopsided than a one legged badger!” Graypaw stopped his careful stalking to wander comically across the clearing “I will have to settle for hunting stupid mice I shall just wander up to them,...

Saw him where?””While I was sitting outside with one of my half aunts.”This seemed to satisfy Ronan was well, because he asked, “What’s the other half of her?””God, Ronan,” Adam said. “Enough.

He was right. The annoying Disney song was right. The universe was too fucking small.

Agatha, what do you see when you look in the mirror?””I don’t look in mirrors.””Why is that?””Because horses and hogs don’t sit around ogling their reflections!

Did you have fun? How many boys did you make out with? Seventy. At least. How many shots did you take?Fourteen. I let go of the wheel halfway home and Jesus drove me the rest...

I’ve kissed my dad and mygranddad.

And I’ve got THIS,” I pulled out the signum and held it up for him to see, “that says I’m kindred. And I’ve got THIS,” I pointed at my head, “that says I’m as smart...

You stand out like a fart in church.

I love my haters, they rage and rage and all they do is spreading my word.

Only when we’ve got company.”–Jason questioning Timmy

Are you two you know?” Jacob pointed at us. ” Together? Together? ” I didn’t get a chance to answer. Cam spun me around and kissed me, right there between the two buildings. It was...

I’m not sure on the protocol over here, though, is it customary to celebrate bastards?” Garrett’s comment hit the mark just like he knew it would. The smile was wiped from Milo’s face, and he...

And me thinks that guys who spout Shakespeare should be smacked in the face with a two by four,” Jeremy shot back.–Rafe & Jeremy

Only love will attract love.”~ Amunhotep El Bey

You were at the party on Friday night, weren’t you?” I didn’t mentioned I’d followed him into the woods.He leaned back in his chair, his legs sprawled out. His boots nudged the bottom ruffle of...

Everybody in!” I said.Which was when we discovered the final problem.Little Echos aren’t designed to hold six, count them six, larger-than-average-sized children.And their wings.And a dog.”This is like a clown car,” Total grumbled front my...

Azdaha were no joke. … Not much is known about this dragon [the aforementioned Gandarw], except that he apparently had yellow heels. I wonder why that was such an important detail. I mean if I...

Do not lick the cat! Nobody licks the cat!” Sam ordered when the silence stretched for too long.

Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes.

No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is…beastly.

Good God, I have taken leave of my senses. I never thank Delalieu. I’ve likely given the poor man a heart attack.

You’re the most annoying girl on the planet. You make me want to throw myself off a bridge. And, unfortunately, I am one hundred percent, head-over-heels, crazy in love with you.

There will be no slandering of celestial beings. I’ve warned you on countless occasions.””If said celestial beings weren’t spreading celestial rumors, perhaps I wouldn’t be moved to wrench celestial balls.

I never thought I’d hear myself say it, but safety first!

Tell me the story,” said Fenchurch firmly. “You arrived at the station.””I was about twenty minutes early. I’d got the time of the train wrong.” “Get on with it.” Fenchurch laughed.”So I bought a newspaper,...

I’m not some character from a boys’ manga.” ~Yukio

He’s a pit bull,” Adam said.”I know some really nice pit bulls.””He’s the kind of pit that makes the evening news. Gansey’s trying to restrain him.””How noble.

The king picked up his goblet, swirling the wine inside. ‘I didn’t receive word that your legion was here.'”They’re not.”Chaol braced for the execution order, praying he wouldn’t be the one to do it. The...

You gave me a dead frog for my birthday!- To remind you we all die and end up rotting underground eaten by maggots so we should enjoy our birthdays while we have them. I found...

So anyway, I had this nightmare in which Jack was sexy and Kayla died.

Always give 100%, unless you are giving your blood. You may want to keep some of that.

How about I take you to my studio? Much less dangerous. Plus, I need a model and you could sit for me.””You want me to sit for a portrait?” I asked stunned.”Actually, at the moment...