Always speak politely to an enraged dragon.




(1 votes, 5.00 )You know, I preferred you as an evil monk. Would have made killing you a whole lot easier.




(No Ratings Yet)Elsie eyed him puzzledly, and then offered, “Would you like to see my plate?




(No Ratings Yet)Greasy burgers and fries are so much more delicious than swallowing a cow whole.




(No Ratings Yet)Always dream big and dare to believe!




(No Ratings Yet)Don’t you have dragons to fight so that you started saving girls who don’t need it?




(No Ratings Yet)The man who fights too long against dragons becomes a dragon himself.




(No Ratings Yet)I really think I’d be better at, like, advanced napping techniques.




(No Ratings Yet)Riding a Dragon is amazing, exhilarating, and murder on the thighs.




(No Ratings Yet)Most of the stories you hear about dragons are fodder for fools.




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