Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake.
Birthday presents come in boxes, like coffins, filled with dead gratitude.
Natales grate numeras?(Do you count your birthdays with gratitude?)
Mondays taste like split-pea soup,Tuesdays taste like gobbledygook,Wednesdays taste like licorice,Thursdays taste like deep-fried fish,Fridays taste like the color red,Saturdays taste like gingerbread,Sundays taste like chicken breast,But birthdays! Birthdays taste the best!Birthdays taste like chocolate...