Romeo was late. Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo… I snorted. It was so loud it startled a girl at a nearby table.- Rimmel

Don’t you want to know what cookies is a code word for?” “No! Good God, no!

There! Now we’re friends!” declared the minx. “Say you’re sorry about my sister -“”I am desolated!””That’s a good boy!

Sorry. Sorry. Don’t hit. Bitches be scary when they hit.

He dragged me back – just in time. A tree had crashed down on to the side walk, just missing us. Poirot stared at it, pale and upset. “It was a near thing that! But...

Easy for you to say. You’re the one who got plowed. I was doing the plowing.” Cam’s mouth opened. Oh my God, did I really just say that? I had.

Your name. That’s all I want.” I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn’t going to help him in his stalking endeavours.

Never bullshit a bullshitter.

I stop stretching and face him, unwilling to back down from this visual standoff. I’m not going to let him perform his little Jedi mind tricks on me, no matter how much I wish I...

You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you,” Garrett joked.

something really deep and inspirational.

I’m not sure on the protocol over here, though, is it customary to celebrate bastards?” Garrett’s comment hit the mark just like he knew it would. The smile was wiped from Milo’s face, and he...

I was just saying your name.

I can’t believe you cheated!” “I can’t believe you didn’t know it. Man, what kind of got are you? I never knew stupidity had a divine representative. Guess I was wrong, huh?” “You’re such an...

I sort of lost my temper.

I can’t believe you cheated!” I can’t believe you didn’t know it. Man, what kind of god are you? I never knew stupidity had a divine representative. Guess I was wrong, huh?” “You’re such an...

I like the aesthetics for a well-designed game. I like world-building, setting up challenges, pitfalls…” He paused. “Do you like gaming?” She shook her head. “Not my thing. The couple of games I’ve tried are...

Well, I said, needing to lighten the mood for him, “next time Kai tries to, um, bust your balls, you can give it right back to him, because he’s got a girlfriend now, too.

I deny that one’s rational will can be undermined by physical sensation,” she said. “One’s brain is always in charge.” Leo couldn’t prevent the mocking smile that rose to his lips. “Good God, Marks. Obviously...

Things that remind me of our parents,” Poppy said absently, “and that lovely cottage in Primrose Place… they always make me feel better. Like eating these tarts. And flower-print curtains. And reading Aesop’s fables.” “The...