Azdaha were no joke. … Not much is known about this dragon [the aforementioned Gandarw], except that he apparently had yellow heels. I wonder why that was such an important detail. I mean if I...

Do not lick the cat! Nobody licks the cat!” Sam ordered when the silence stretched for too long.

Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes.

No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is…beastly.

Good God, I have taken leave of my senses. I never thank Delalieu. I’ve likely given the poor man a heart attack.

You’re the most annoying girl on the planet. You make me want to throw myself off a bridge. And, unfortunately, I am one hundred percent, head-over-heels, crazy in love with you.

There will be no slandering of celestial beings. I’ve warned you on countless occasions.””If said celestial beings weren’t spreading celestial rumors, perhaps I wouldn’t be moved to wrench celestial balls.

I never thought I’d hear myself say it, but safety first!

Tell me the story,” said Fenchurch firmly. “You arrived at the station.””I was about twenty minutes early. I’d got the time of the train wrong.” “Get on with it.” Fenchurch laughed.”So I bought a newspaper,...

I’m not some character from a boys’ manga.” ~Yukio

He’s a pit bull,” Adam said.”I know some really nice pit bulls.””He’s the kind of pit that makes the evening news. Gansey’s trying to restrain him.””How noble.

The king picked up his goblet, swirling the wine inside. ‘I didn’t receive word that your legion was here.'”They’re not.”Chaol braced for the execution order, praying he wouldn’t be the one to do it. The...

You gave me a dead frog for my birthday!- To remind you we all die and end up rotting underground eaten by maggots so we should enjoy our birthdays while we have them. I found...

So anyway, I had this nightmare in which Jack was sexy and Kayla died.