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When you borrow a man’s car, always return it with a tank of gas.

—Charlie Munger

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BorrowCarGas
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Cars are empowered by either petrol or diesel or gas. That is their fuel. I don’t care whether you want to pour pepper soup or orange juice into that car… It can’t work! You can’t...

—Israelmore Ayivor

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CarCarsDiesel
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…he was doing a breath hydrogen test. If you know the amount of hydrogen someone is exhaling orally, it’s a simple matter to extrapolate the amount they’re exhaling rectally. This is because a fixed percentage...

—Mary Roach

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AbsorbBloodColon
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I’d drive a thousand miles just to learn how to conserve gas and help save the environment. But that’s just who I am. I’m a thoughtful guy.

—Jarod Kintz

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ConservationConserveDrive
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A whizzpopper!” cried the BFG, beaming at her. “Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizzpopping is a sign of happiness. It is music in our ears! You surely is not telling me that...

—Roald Dahl

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BigChildren-SFarting
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I often wonder how far I’d go for love. I guess it all depends on the price of gas.

—Jarod Kintz

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GasLoveWonder
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Starting the morning without prayer is like starting a car without gas.

—Todd Stocker

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CarGasInspirational
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About 5,280 feet.” It was true. Ever since the car ran out of gas a mile back, and we were forced to walk, I’ve been thinking a lot about life, love, and how much I...

—Jarod Kintz

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BubblegumCarCars
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If you fuel your journey on the opinions of others, you are going to run out of gas.

—Steve Maraboli

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FuelGasHappiness
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New Rule: America has every right ot bitch about gas prices suddenly shooting up. How could we have known? Oh, wait, there was that teensy, tiny thing about being warned constantly over the last forty...

—Bill Maher

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AmericaGasGas-Guzzlers
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My gas tank is empty, and my stomach is empty, but my heart if full—of love. However, per gallon, I think I paid too much.

—Jarod Kintz

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EmptyGallonGas
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Gas consumption is growing everywhere.

—Vagit Alekperov

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EverywhereGasGrowing
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Whoever was in charge of planning was so detached from the realities of inner city life in New Orleans … that they couldn’t conceive of the notion that they couldn’t load up their SUVs, put...

—Barack Obama

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ConceiveCredit-CardDetached
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A fuel pump is a fountain drink machine for cars. And people who want to save the environment and get drunk and run to work.

—Jarod Kintz

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CarsDrunkEnvironment
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I’ve got to pay $5 for gas just like everybody else.

—Young Jeezy

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EverybodyGasPay
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Murphy hakupenda kupoteza muda. Alinyanyuka na kumimina risasi, Mungu akamsaidia akadondosha wawili huku wengine wakipotea kwa kuruka vibaya na kukwepa. Kwa kasi Murphy alikimbia huku ameinama mpaka katika milango mikubwa ya nje, ambayo sasa ilikuwa...

—Enock Maregesi

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AduiAirAnxiety
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The wild gas, the fixed air is plainly broke loose: but we ought to suspend our judgments until the first effervescence is a little subsided, till the liquor is cleared, and until we see something...

—Edmund Burke

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AirDiscoveryGas
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Kula sana kunaweza kusababisha virutubisho kuzidi mwilini zaidi ya kiwango kinachohitajika na mwili, ambavyo baadaye vinaweza kusababisha madhara ya papo kwa hapo kama tumbo kuuma au tumbo kujaa gesi! Baada ya muda mrefu wingi wa...

—Enock Maregesi

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AbsorptionBodyCalcium
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I would take a trip down Memory Lane, but with gas prices sky high, forget about it.

—Jarod Kintz

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DriveDrivingForget
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I found this, though,” Gazzy said excitedly, holding up a small green box. “Gas-X! Like, ‘X’ for explosion! This is great! I’m thinking I rig this with a detonator and-“”Did you find that in the...

—James Patterson

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FartsFunnyGas
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He owned a service station, and I used to go there and piddle around – pump some gas, get in the way.

—Jack Youngblood

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GasServiceStation
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My amazing feat features shoes (and feet)—it’s how far I’d walk for love. Guess how far? However far it is from the point I ran out of gas to wherever she is, assuming she’s hanging...

—Jarod Kintz

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AbsurdFeatFeet
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For decades the American people have had an addiction to oil and gas.

—Lee H.

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AddictionGasOil
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If a woman asked me how far I’d go on a first date, my reply would be 69 miles. Round trip, not one way.

—Jarod Kintz

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DatingGasHumor
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Before reaching Grassy Butte, though, Dad spied a farmhouse with two pumps in the drive and a red-and-white sign out front saying DALE’S OIL COMPANY. Another sign said CLOSED, but a light was on in...

—Leif Enger

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BrailleGasKids
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