There are two covenants that cease to exist in the Master’s Kingdom – death and marriage.””What an appropriate pairing,” I muse.”He thought so.

The only thing that frightens me, Chloe, is that you keep lessening the six degrees of separation in our lives.

There will be no slandering of celestial beings. I’ve warned you on countless occasions.””If said celestial beings weren’t spreading celestial rumors, perhaps I wouldn’t be moved to wrench celestial balls.

Breast milk is big business.” My mother uses my sarcasm as a springboard for her insanity. “We should consider opening a shop that caters to that market. We can call it ‘The Milk Bar’ or...

The thought of my mother talking to me about sex makes me want to stab my eyes out with a fork, gouge even deeper and scramble my brains to prevent the conversation from ever happening.

She gives me the finger and turns back around. “Did you see that?” I flinch at the gesture. “That is completely illegal in here.

She is INSANE,” I scream, standing in the middle of Marshall’s living room.”Of course, she’s insane. That would be your genealogy by the way.

Right. Like I’m going to lose my freaking mind and hop right down the demonic bunny trail with Marshall so he can paw me every chance he gets.