… the house is on fire, but go ahead – finish painting the verandah…

Be the Chocolate What if I want to be the bird who eats the Chocolate?

Is that so? I would say I was averagely arrogant

Sono così intelligente che a volte non capisco una sola parola di quel che sto dicendo.

Well, I think Leo’s either going to learn a much needed lesson in social activity– or go nuts and kill us all.” -Crash

How does knowing ‘things could be worse’ than what I already deem is awful make me feel any better? You mean I could sink even lower? Oh joy!

The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers’ head.

No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is…beastly.

Civilization is held together by duct tape and spit, and I’m worried about the duct tape.

Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back.

He shook off the thoughts—that wasn’t anything he needed to worry about tonight. Any secondnow, he was going to hear the chime of a new text message, the chime that signaled the demise of rich,slick...

I assure you I am as optimistic as a pessimist can be.”-Fletcher

It is time to buddle (scrub in water) all that is not illutile (unwash-awayable). Baudelaire said that humans were deluded if they thought they could wash away all their spots with vile tears, but Baudelaire...

If you ‘re serious about getting it on again, be sure to give me some advance notice, so I can grab my appointment calendar and block out three minutes.

Well we can’t be having that. One person starts having fun and it turns into an epidemic. Difficult to stop that kind of thing, you know.

Do you really think that God in his heaven with all the angels, there from the beginning of time and looking towards the day of judgement day, really looks down on all the world and...

Love is a fairytale blah, blah, blah.

You’re just jealous, Ian, and wishing you had a soul mate of your own. In fact, I don’t think any woman will be safe until you get one.” Ian shot him an unamused look at...

Give a hippie too much money and anything can happen.

He sure told you off, huh, Icy?” ~Darcy