It’s when I’m around some people that my entire vocabulary goes on vacation. Like now

Dirt and sweat. Very sexy.

I shook my head; I had died and woken up in High School Musical.

You just mingled saliva with the most beautiful boy ever to tread the hallways of Saint Pock’s. Saliva. There’s DNA in saliva. You’re like carrying his cells in your mouth like one of those weird...

Warning: This book contains graphic language, sex, lies, intrigue, clowns, kleptomania, anal sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, bad driving, good cooking, and the missing head of a Justin Timberlake statue. Not for the sour of...

I could hear him laughing. Son of a bit*h. I would kill him. I didn’t care if he was coyote or the son of Satan.He was a dead man walking.

Claire found herself staring at his feet, which were in bunny slippers. Myrnin looked down. “What?” he asked. “They’re quite comfortable.” He lifted on to look at it, and the ears wobbled in the air....

Right. Like I’m going to lose my freaking mind and hop right down the demonic bunny trail with Marshall so he can paw me every chance he gets.

They have provided a system which for terse comprehensiveness surpasses Justinian’s Pandects and the By-laws of the Chinese Society for the Suppression of Meddling with other People’s Business.

If Cameron kidnaps you, kills you, then buries your lifeless body in a shallow grave in the desert where your remains lay decomposing for several decades until they’re accidentally discovered by some guy on a...

Why are there so many people out here?’ Boomer asked as we bobbed and weaved roughly forward.’Christmas shopping.’ I explained.’Already? Isn’t it early to returning things?’I really had no sense of how his mind worked.

He strode over to the ruined church. This, Blue had discovered, was how Gansey got places – striding. Walking was for ordinary people.

England is a nation of shopkeepers.

Graveyards were usually, in his team’s experience, a bad idea. This one was full of greenish lights that danced between the graves, and there were a couple of swaying figures, one an emaciated husk with...

You were the one who was born, so really I think that’s the root of the problem.

The stench that surrounded me suggested that the tarp over my face had been previously used either to transport fertiliser or as toilet paper.

Clary?” he thought.Her voice came through, tinged with alarm. “What is it? What’s happened? Did my mom find out I’m gone?””Not yet,” he thought back. “Is Azazel the cat from the Smurfs?”There was a long...

Well, then, he ought to write her a letter. He ought to say: ‘This is to tell you that I propose to live with you as soon as this show is over. You will be...

Shoes are stupid. Why do people wear them?” -BlissHe laughed, “So they don’t step on a nail and get tetanus, that’s why.” -Cade”Wear. Where. Wear. W’s are “-Bliss

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like ! It was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato.

I am near fourteen and have never yet seen a hanging. My life is barren.

Izzy was utterly convinced. Never mind Arabian horses, African cheetahs. No creature in the world could bolt so quickly as a rake confronted with the word “marriage”. They ought to shout it out at footraces...

Coach,” Annabeth said, “it was an accident. We were talking, and we fell asleep.””Besides,” Percy said, “you’re starting to sound like Terminus.”Hedge narrowed his eyes. “Is that an insult, Jackson? ‘Cause I’ll-I’ll Terminus you, buddy!

Angélique Sookie, toi qui es la beauté et la gr ce incarnées, pardonne-moi. Je suis accablé à l’idée que cette ménade malfaisante et démoniaque ait pu oser violenter ce corps parfait et voluptueux qui est...

I did Google him, you know.””Oh, so you GOOGLED him Oh, well, that changes everything then, doesn’t it? What could I possibly worry about now that I know you’ve conducted such a thorough Internet search?

Enough!” ter Borcht said.

Kindness, motherfucker, kindness.

What a cool name. Where’d you get it?””I’ve always had it.

The wind is knocked out of me; and when I look up, I see Nine spitting blood out. He’s grinning. “Are you crazy?” I ask. “You’re enjoying this?” “I’ve been locked up for over a...

I’m simpley one hell of a butler.

Si un inglés se siente incómodo en una situación (es decir, en todas) prepara té. Es una regla universal: cuando no sepas qué hacer, pon la tetera en marcha. ,Que van a amputarte una pierna?...

An animated conversation was in progress and the woman behind the counter started airing her views about a murder case that had created some stir in Algiers. A young commercial employee had killed an Algerian...

There are two covenants that cease to exist in the Master’s Kingdom – death and marriage.””What an appropriate pairing,” I muse.”He thought so.

You, my child, will marry well. More than once.” (…) The lady retrieved the cards and shuffled them back together into one stack in an attitude of dismissal.Taking this as a sign her fortune was...

We’re like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.:Glitch snorted. “More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

Electrical shivers shoot up my leg. And my knee is such a slut!She likes it! She’s that friend you have. The one who you tell you’re on a diet and the next day shows up...

How do you feel about helicopters?”There was a long pause. “How do you mean? Ethically?””As a mode of transportation.””Faster than camels, but less sustainable.

We don’t have dealings. He just stalks me. I’m popular like that.

I will get your some clothes, a sword, and your very own assassin to join you on your quest.””Ooh, just what I’ve always wanted. A man whose job title had the word ass in it...

I will pull your pancreas out through your nose and feed it back to you in a drip inserted into your anus is that clear?

You drool when you sleep

(Sebastian) “See, there you go. You’re always looking at me like that.””Like what?””Like I burn down animal shelters for fun and light my cigarettes with orphans.

is push you off the roof.

When your done releasing sexual tensions, we have a meeting to continue!”~Francis Bonnefoy, Hetalia, English Dub

If you turn into a hideous monster and I am sent to slay you, I will remember this and make it as painless as I can, out of respect for you.

I swore I would love you ’til the end of time, so now I’m praying for the end of time to hurry up and arrive.

Like…um, the Little Mermaid?

Love is as we will it to be.” ~ Amunhotep El Bey

I guess I’m too dumb to see the difference.

There you have it: our lives in a nutshell. Emphasis on nut.