Luke captured my gaze again and said, “If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.” My heart stopped. I was paralysed to look away from him(…)Thankfully, another senior boy who apparently wasn’t dating anyone spoke. And...

What are they – is that a bazooka?

Breast milk is big business.” My mother uses my sarcasm as a springboard for her insanity. “We should consider opening a shop that caters to that market. We can call it ‘The Milk Bar’ or...

Your name. That’s all I want.” I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn’t going to help him in his stalking endeavours.

Finally! You’re here!”Uh….Do I know you?”Well, no….But you’re here, all the same…

The buck stops here,” Ronan said, pulling up the hand brake. “Home shit home.

Jude did not flip them off and then drove for a few blocks feeling good about himself, proud of his restraint. His will, it was like iron.

‘It’s a desire, not a body part’? What kind of fucked-up angry feminist book did you get that out of?”–Donnelly & Brandt

Well, I said, needing to lighten the mood for him, “next time Kai tries to, um, bust your balls, you can give it right back to him, because he’s got a girlfriend now, too.

Do I tell you to stop? No. Instead I feed your addiction. Can’t you provide me the same courtesy?

The Great and Tragic Love of Jonathan Shadowhunter and David the Silent, by Clary Fray, Aged 17.SIMON IT WAS BY SIMON NOT ME(…) Jonathan Shadowhunter: Oh, David, I would trust you with my life!David: Oh,...

Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?” ter Borcht snapped, which his assistant waited, pen in hand.Gazzy thought. “I have X-ray vision,” he said. He peered at ter Borcht’s chest, then blinked and looked alarmed.Ter Borcht...

I have a bad case of awkward as fuck

Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process?

Easy for you to say. You’re the one who got plowed. I was doing the plowing.” Cam’s mouth opened. Oh my God, did I really just say that? I had.

Does she realize she looks like a sunflower, ready to rain sunlight on all who look down upon her?

But psychology is passing into a less simple phase. Within a few years what one may call a microscopic psychology has arisen in Germany, carried on by experimental methods, asking of course every moment for...

Public practice of any art and staring in men’s faces is very indelicate in a female,” he had said. Well I’d seen Dr. Johnson’s face in the book’s frontispiece and I couldn’t imagine anyone male...

I’d prefer a free continental breakfast.

Yes, well, how was I to know you would be so dramatic? Really, Francine, I don’t know where you get it from.” Then she primly grabbed the fowling gun before departing from the room.

I’m trying to help you.””I don’t know what you’re doing, but I’m sure there are laws about it!

Here, eat this. The chicken gives it protein and I got them to hold the bacon bits.”We’d watched Charlotte’s Web on cable last week, so I knew it’d be at least a month before she...

Darlin, you don’t even know how to pleasure yourself.

How do you know I’m not like that actress they’re always mocking, the one whose expressions they claim never change? What’s her name? Kristen Stewart.

I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder.

I mean if there was any justice in the world you wouldn’t even have to go to school during your period. You’d just stay home for five days and eat chocolate and cry.

Aline!” Isabelle looked appalled. “You can’t just go around asking people what it’s like to be a vampire.

I stop stretching and face him, unwilling to back down from this visual standoff. I’m not going to let him perform his little Jedi mind tricks on me, no matter how much I wish I...

Mr Bott sits down and gestures gracefully to the board. “As you are clearly both fascinated by this text, would you like to explain the significance of Laertes in Hamlet?” He looks at Alexa. “Please...

The urge to let go of the wheel and just see what happens is compelling. IfI live, I’ll wake to find myself in hospital. I won’t have to do anything, deal with anybody, talk, bescared...

Do you know, it’s really hard to be a parent. I blame it on Santa Claus. You spend so long making sure your kid doesn’t know he’s fake that you can’t tell when you’re supposed...

You know, you’re kind of squeamish for such a lethal person

And for once i didn’t look back.

If I ever have to get that close to the Prince of Greed again, it’ll be too fuckin’ soon. And I ain’t ever doin’ that Star-Trek teleportation crap again, yah hear? I feel dirty .

I’ll be sure to have my rape whistle,” Day retorted.

And Talon did not understand – no, strike that, he didn‘t want to understand – why seeing Hawk and Roadkill together gave him a funny ache in the pit of his stomach. Every time he...

It’s okay, Ig.” said Fang. “Just give it your best shot.” Sometimes the Fangster is incredibly supportive, just not with me.

Together we kept that machine greased like a stripper in a plastic pool full of baby oil.

Shigure Sohma: So anyway I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru’s cut. That is if it isn’t a problem.Hatori Sohma: No problem. I’ll stop by the...

Taylor clapped her hands three times for attention. “Ladies! Ladies! My stars! That’s enough. Now. We all know Miss Arkansas’s girls are fake, miss Ohio’s easier than making cereal, and Miss Montana’s dress is something...

I was glad nobody had noticed.I might have been offended if my uncle had punched me in the shoulder and said something inane like, “so you`re a man now.

I dab at the blood with some gauze from the kit, fighting back hysterical giggles. I blame it on the unbearable stress, not on the fact that I’m wiping Evan Walker’s ass.

I was gazing at a cup of cocoa on my night table. As I focused on the thick brown skin that had formed upon its surface like ice on a muddy pond something at the...

… Left weaponless, Roran was forced to retreat before the remaining soldier. He stumbled over a corpse, cutting his calf on a sword as he fell, and rolled to avoid a two-handed blow from the...

Maruman does not loll.

For refusing to collapse into an earth-devouring black hole under the force of its own staggering density, we dedicate this book to Theodore Roosevelt’s left testicle.

Lana was good for my ego. She was good for everything. Too bad I was straight. And then there was the whole ‘cousin’ thing

Sneak out.” He shrugged, as if that should have been a no-brainer. But that was easy for him to say. He was dead. What else could they do to him, take away his birthday?

hey the sky is the limit ok your so awesome you can always have a cool thing giong on

delicately approach you. In a sideways manner. From behind. Without being seen at all. For ten minutes.