All a woman actually wants is to feel special.

Look at your eyes. You’ve got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton.

Because that’s what unfaithfulness is, isn’t it? A cancer that’s always there in the back of your mind, eating away at the foundations of the relationship. It’s happened once, it could happen again, so you’re...

Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes.

Because that’s what unfaithfulness is, isn’t it? A cancer that’s always there in the back of your mind, eating away at the foundations of the relationship.