I sigh. “I don’t know what’s happening to me.””They’re called hormones.”I shoot him a dirty look. “I’m serious.””Me too.” He cocks his head at me. “That’s like, biological and shit. Scientific. Maybe your lady bits are scientifically confused.””My lady bits?””Oh, I’m sorry” – Kenji pretends to look offended – “would you rather I use the proper anatomical terminology? Because you lady bits do not scare me-“”Yeah, no thanks.



