If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science

Do not pay attention to my cousins. Every family needs a couple idiots and we keep them around for entertainment.

Indie publishing lets me feed my inner control freak.

The dreams that were buried the deepest were the hardest to get rid of.

Emotions like these didn’t happen to regular, everyday people. They couldn’t or else the entire world would be fornicating all the time.

The web is a dangerous place for a mind begging to slack off and be distracted by nonsense.

Soft flesh mingled with defiant will to create one frustratingly perfect woman.

I know. He doesn’t,” Lydia answered.

Any woman would have to be dead not to be attracted to the walking mass of sexy that was Erik MacGregor.

The long years had taught him that everything worked itself out given enough time, and some things would always be the way fate wished them to be.

If I want to dress up like Princess Leia and lightsaber fight the clone army in my living room, well the Han Solo in my life is just going to have to accept it.

I wish life were a fiction novel. Then everyone would have to do what I say.

Jaden felt their boredom, their tired eternity. Beyond that, she felt their dying essence. They were immortal—all-powerful beings—and yet they were powerless against the onslaught of ever-changing time. They were lost in a modern world,...

And that was just my hand, love.

The Baby Name book can be a very dangerous tool in the hands of a prolific author.

As an author I’m in my head all day and I worry that I lose touch with reality. But then my dog pees on my shoe and I know I’ve found it again.

I’m like a stray cat. If you feed me, I don’t leave.

My cat mocks me frequently. It’s the universe’s way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.

This is not a white and black business we are in. There are messy shades of crimson haunting us in everything we do.

Am I on your walk of shame? You did sleep with the right MacGregor, didn’t you?

Life is too short to dwell in the negativity all the time.

I think people need hope when times are tough. I think they also need escape and adventure and fantasy. Books are like cheap mini vacations.

Confession: I don’t want to be one of my characters. I’m mean to them sometimes. Really mean.

I would make a HORRIBLE outlaw. I can plan the crime perfectly, but I’d also need to plan the outcomes to make it work.

He had seen so much of life, but even more of death. He had seen countless eras come and go and still he braved forward, forever alone. And here she was ready to give up...

For your next act, please don’t pull any rabbits out of my… well, hat.”….He licked playfully at her mouth. “And ya can’t call my manhood ‘rabbit’.At least give it a manly name I can brag...

It’s a five pots of liquid sleep kind of morning.

People should know better than to be an ass in front of writers. We immortalize things. Lots of things. And we take liberties with character descriptions.

She was a truth that had filled his every moment.

Advice from a Romance Writer: Guys, make your woman feel pretty even on an ‘off’ day. Trust me, good things will come of it.

Only a sentimental being would care about such everyday things—things used and discarded by the humans of their respective eras without thought, yet kept and preserved by an immortal who never forgot them. An immortal...

There’s nothing sweet about me, love,” he said.

Sometimes, they just make coffee cups too small.

Without love, life was nothing but endless tasks and battles.

Apparently, the princes had found the only four women in the universes who didn’t dream of being royal, rich and adored by their husbands.

A stóirín, ya are a handful of trouble, but I kind of like it.

For some reason, when people meet me and find out I’m a writer they always ask if I write children’s books. Um… please don’t let your kids read my books. Well, unless your kids are...

Her eyes widened, convinced by the size of it that his shaft was fully erect. She blinked several times. No, she was wrong. The bulge moved, growing as she watched it.”Not that I mind ya...

I confess… if I typo a Facebook post I will edit it. I know it’s only Facebook but it’s an editing sickness.

What good was living if a man didn’t have a family?

He knew for certain that she belonged forever in his arms, just as he knew she didn’t realize it yet.

For the love of St. Francis of Assisi, someone call a vet. There is an injured animal screaming in pain outside,” Charlotte interrupted the flow of music in ill-humor.

If I propose to myself and myself says yes, I get to have the cake, right? I love me, so I’m thinking 12 tiers.

If Scotsmen don’t wear anything under their kilts and they ride a horse, do you think they chafe their manbits?

Out of all the things I do, I think being a mom is the most important and satisfying.

A lie, when believed, became the truth.

Ha, Euann put a mint in there.

There is so much more to marriage than who makes the money. Some of the hardest parts don’t come with a paycheck.

I find it funny when people try to brag about being younger than me…like having lived less is an accomplishment. Makes me want to pat them on the head, lol. I’m comfortable with who I...

Damn, I would give anything to see that man naked,” Charlotte whispered. “How could you only say he was ‘all right’?