I can’t prove it yet know it when I seem it.
First, let me finish. Then interrupt.
Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie.
Life is short unless agony is long.
I awoke to a daymare. Life.
I forgot what I was going to think.
I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.
Mom lied. The crust is the shittiest part.
There’s an ad for every vice. That’s advice.
An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.
Ignorance is bliss. Wisdom is blisters.
I finally decided what I want to be when I grow up – late.
I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice.
People always switched on turn me off.
He who laughs last laughs … doesn’t get it.
Ninety percent if life is fifty percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.
If the mind fits, shrink it.
90% of life is showing up. I’m staying home to wait for the other 10%.
There is a meaning of life but I’ve been sworn to secrecy.
I’ve been coerced into free will.
Wait now or wait, wait later.
That’s art. Nothing is for everybody.
War makes persons special, peoples cheap.
I couldn’t stop so I quit.
Don’t stay in this now. You’ll fall behind.
Suicide solves midlife crises.
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