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Brian Spellman  Quotes
They safely cured the world of sadness, wiser the Pfizer for it?

—Brian Spellman

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Neurological-ProblemsPsychiatristsPsychiatry
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I can’t prove it yet know it when I seem it.

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First, let me finish. Then interrupt.

—Brian Spellman

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ConversationConversationsHumorous
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Our archaeological ancestry lost hair while growing sweat glands to reduce panting in the hot African sun. One outcome evolved the origin of our speech. Another conquered our ability to shut the hell up and...

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All porn stars on Animal Farm are equal but some porn scenes are more unequal than others.

—Brian Spellman

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PornPornographyPower
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A bind is when you’re quadriplegic, suicidal about that and unable to persuade your best friend to murder you.

—Brian Spellman

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DisabilityDisabledSuicide
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Fifty percent of life is ninety percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.

—Brian Spellman

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Illogical-IncoherentLifeLife-Philosophy
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If life was fair … one third of the people would comprise of judges and lawyers … one third of police and prison officials … and one third of legislators … and one third more...

—Brian Spellman

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Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie.

—Brian Spellman

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With good morality first candidates you’ll get bad candor, bad ethics, bad loyalty and bad morality – lastly bad odor will surface to save the day if you maintain good optimism like I do.

—Brian Spellman

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MoralistsPhoniesPoliticians
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Life is short unless agony is long.

—Brian Spellman

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HumorLife-PhilosophyPain
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Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories.

—Brian Spellman

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To Americans, either/or means both.

—Brian Spellman

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AmericansLogic
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I awoke to a daymare. Life.

—Brian Spellman

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DreamsLife-PhilosophyNightmares
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I can’t answer you in a nutshell. We wouldn’t fit unless we saw the same shrink.

—Brian Spellman

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Mental-HealthPsychiatry-Humor
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I forgot what I was going to think.

—Brian Spellman

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ConfusionLifePessimism
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I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.

—Brian Spellman

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Suicide ends for some patients so others call survival a feat – teamwork.

—Brian Spellman

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If sensing so badly of yourself you also sense a need to make me sense that, then I sense sadly that you cannot make better sense … sadder still if you cannot sense my sincerity.

—Brian Spellman

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HatredSensitivitySerial-Killers
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Mom lied. The crust is the shittiest part.

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HumorMothersPessimism
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There’s an ad for every vice. That’s advice.

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An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.

—Brian Spellman

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HealthHumorIllness
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If you sense so badly that you also sense a need to make me sense that, then I sense sadly that you cannot make better sense … sadder still if you cannot sense my sincerity.

—Brian Spellman

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If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?

—Brian Spellman

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ConfusionHumorLife
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Ignorance is bliss. Wisdom is blisters.

—Brian Spellman

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I finally decided what I want to be when I grow up – late.

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I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice.

—Brian Spellman

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AdviceHappinessUnhappiness
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People always switched on turn me off.

—Brian Spellman

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He who laughs last laughs … doesn’t get it.

—Brian Spellman

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DimwittedDumb-PeopleLaughter
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Ninety percent if life is fifty percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.

—Brian Spellman

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ArithmeticLife
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Honest I’m a liar. Believe me?

—Brian Spellman

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I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.

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I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I’d write a check to buy it back.

—Brian Spellman

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ArroganceConceitHumility
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On the plus side, life doesn’t add up.

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LifePessimism
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We contradict all for which we stand for we all stand for the lie the whole lie and nothing but the lie so help save our lying asses.

—Brian Spellman

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Every swamp has a silted lining.

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PessimismPessimisticPun
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If the mind fits, shrink it.

—Brian Spellman

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Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear so don’t look and they’ll stay farther away than you expect they would.

—Brian Spellman

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DenialDenial-Of-AbuseDenial-Of-Feelings
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90% of life is showing up. I’m staying home to wait for the other 10%.

—Brian Spellman

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HumorPessimism
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When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer.

—Brian Spellman

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DesperationNeedinessPrayer
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There is a meaning of life but I’ve been sworn to secrecy.

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HumorMeaningMeaning-Of-Life
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I’ve been coerced into free will.

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Wait now or wait, wait later.

—Brian Spellman

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LazinessProcrastinationStalling
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That’s art. Nothing is for everybody.

—Brian Spellman

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ArtDouble-EntendreHumor
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War makes persons special, peoples cheap.

—Brian Spellman

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HeroismMilitarismMilitary-Philosophy
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Self talk and self prayer: When you audible the first and correctly interpret, the white coats correct you in a nuthouse. When you audible the second and misinterpret, the dinner coats swear you to an...

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Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else.

—Brian Spellman

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I couldn’t stop so I quit.

—Brian Spellman

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Don’t stay in this now. You’ll fall behind.

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NowPresentProcrastination
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Suicide solves midlife crises.

—Brian Spellman

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Midlife-CrisisSuicideSuicides
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