Nobody can be bad at everything. There’s no such thing as a perfect screwup.
Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.
Know your enemy. Know yourself. Only then may you achieve victory.
Vanity, thy name is vampire.
And since when had I become the guy that things happened to ten years ago?
Hell’s holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.
It rained toads the day the White Council came to town.
Are you always a smartass?’Nope. Sometimes I’m asleep.
I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.
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