Nobody can be bad at everything. There’s no such thing as a perfect screwup.
Being here? With you? I’ve met my subconscious, and he’s not that sick.
Life is not notable for its overabundance of certainty.
But the only way never to do the wrong thing is never to do anything.
if you’re going to be in an orgy, the middle is the best spot, isn’t it.
Life would be unbearably dull if we had answers to all our questions.