Regret, Joss. Regret does awful things to a person.

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down – but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let’s all have another round.

Angel Bob: Doctor? Excuse me, hello, Doctor? Angel Bob here, sir. The Doctor: Ah, there you are, Angel Bob. How’s life? Sorry, bad subject. Angel Bob: The Angels are wondering what you hope to achieve. The Doctor: Achieve? We’re not achieving anything. We’re just hanging, it’s nice in here: consoles; comfy chairs; a forest… how’s...

I am a doctor. I have long experience with heart disease.

My doctor told me that I’m old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately.

In the spring of 2009, I was the 217th person ever to be diagnosed with anti-NMDA-receptor autoimmune encephalitis. Just a year later, that figure had doubled. Now the number is in the thousands. Yet Dr. Bailey, considered one of the best neurologists in the country, had never heard of it. When we live in a...

In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?

‘Doctor Who’ is one of those things that stays with you throughout your career, and I’m very happy with that.

What’s a doctor, after all? A legitimized voyeur, a stranger whom we permit to poke fingers and even hands into places where we would not permit most people to insert so much as a finger-tip, who gazes on what we take most trouble to hide; a sitter-at-bedsides, an outsider admitted to our most intimate moments...

As I read the Qur’an and prayed the Islamic prayers, a door to my heart was unsealed and I was immersed in an overwhelming tenderness.

If doctors are paid the same salary as bus drivers, community would not be crazy about making their children doctors

Do not work primarily for money; do your duty to patients first and let the money follow; our life is short, we don’t live twice; the whirlwind will pick up the leaves and spin them, but then it will drop them and they will form a pile.

Welcome to your new bodies, gentlemen. If you’d like, I can help you start your owm ‘dysmorphia is all in your head’ support group.-Doctor Bunnigus

If a black doctor discovers a cure for cancer, ain’t no hospital going to lock him out.

None of us came here for the bells and whistles. It’s [for] the personnel. These meetings? Like the one where you got your ass kicked? That’s what makes you a better doctor. That’s all that matters.

I was really into my studies and wanted to be a doctor.

And then he said the next time he sees me the gloves are coming off. I said, “Doc, that‘s no way to perform a prostrate exam.

My mother is my doctorCaring for me when am illI will love her forever tillWe are gone to our creator!

I’m my own doctor. I have a group of people who call me up on a weekly basis. I’m a ‘doctor’ without a license.

Listen to God with a broken heart. He is not only the doctor who mends it, but also the father who wipes away the tears.

Jina langu ni Enock Maregesi na ningependa kukwambia kisa kidogo kuhusiana na bibi yangu, Martha Maregesi. Mwanamke huyu alikuwa mke mwenye upendo usiokuwa na masharti yoyote. Alikuwa mama na bibi aliyefundisha familia yake umuhimu wa kujitolea na umuhimu wa uvumilivu. Ijapokuwa hakupendelea sana kujizungumzia mwenyewe, ningependa kukusimulia kisa kidogo kuhusiana na hadithi ya maisha ya...

I wanted to be a doctor when I was young. I also wanted to be a paramedic, but I always wanted to be an actor as well. I didn’t have kids or something that I needed to provide for.

My experience showed me that the death of the body and the brain are not the end of consciousness, that human experience continues beyond the grave. More important, it continues under the gaze of a God who loves and cares about each one of us and about where the Universe itself and all the beings...

I haven’t been approached to do a ‘Doctor Who’ movie. I think they would be scraping the bottom of the barrel if they asked me to do it.

Would you like a name of a good doctor who will schedule your little snip-snip operation?”she bit out.

The doctor in Murare is old – old for anybody. He is especially old for a doctor and especially old for an African. But he doesn´t have the luxury of retirement to look forward to. There aren´t enough doctors in Africa. Those who choose to become doctors here don´t do it for the money or...

Bethune was a communist and an atheist with a healthy contempt for his evangelical father.

The Doctor: This is bad, I don’t like this. [kicks console and yells in pain] Never use force, you just embarrass yourself. Unless you’re cross, in which case… always use force! Amy: Shall I run and get the manual? The Doctor: I threw it in a supernova. Amy: You threw the manual in a supernova?...

The Doctor: Amazing. Nancy: What is? The Doctor: 1941. Right now, not very far from here, the German war machine is rolling up the map of Europe. Country after country, falling like dominoes. Nothing can stop it, nothing. Until one tiny, damp little island says “No. No, not here.” A mouse in front of a...

Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who tend to know a lot about medicine but very little about health.

The midwife considers the miracle of childbirth as normal, and leaves it alone unless there’s trouble. The obstetrician normally sees childbirth as trouble; if he leaves it alone, it’s a miracle.

How grand, to be a Doctor of whatever and to weigh up and decide people’s future.

Before asserting a prognosis on any patient, always be objective and never subjective. For telling a man that he will win the treasure of life, but then later discovering that he will lose, will harm him more than by telling him that he may lose, but then he wins.

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession.

Running along the bank was a white rabbit wearing a waistcoat and looking worriedly at a clock. Appearing and disappearing at various points on both banks was a dark blue British police telephone booth, out of which a perplexed-looking man holding a screwdriver would periodically emerge. A group of dwarf bandits could be seen disappearing...

If you don’t want me to attend the patient I’ll go.”But she can’t see a doctor now.”Why not?”She isn’t well.

I have noticed that doctors who fail in the practice of medicine have a tendency to seek one another’s company and aid in consultation.

I couldn’t be a doctor. I have no patience for patients, like I do silly puns. But I could be a barista, because I love coffee like I love sex—and that’s why I pay for it.

The freedom of patient speech is necessary if the doctor is to get clues about the medical enigma before him. If the patient is inhibited, or cut off prematurely, or constrained into one path of discussion, then the doctor may not be told something vital. Observers have noted that, on average, physicians interrupt patients within...

Yeah, tell your girl to twirl it on a fork before she puts it in her mouth.

Time and time again, throughout the history of medical practice, what was once considered as “scientific” eventually becomes regarded as “bad practice”.

Failing to listen to the woman is one of the biggest mistakes a practitioner can make.

The Rockies are the backbone of this country. And I’m no doctor, but I think we have scoliosis.

Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.

Of the many ‘firsts’ with which I have been involved at the Texas Heart Institute —including the first successful human heart transplant in the United States and the first total artificial heart transplant in the world—the achievement that may have the greatest impact on health care did not occur in the operating room or in...

Sometimes it takes a lowly, title-less man to humble the world. Kings, rulers, CEOs, judges, doctors, pastors, they are already expected to be greater and wiser.

It was lovely to do The Knock because I haven’t done anything really significant since Doctor Who.

I wanted to be a doctor in sports medicine; I was into sailing and all that sort of thing.

A doctor, a teacher and a politician have no caste.

Lipitor is one of the most researched medicines. I’m glad I take Lipitor, as a doctor, and a dad.