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My doctor told me to avoid unnecessary stress, so I stopped going to doctors.

—Shira Tamir

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There’s something that doesn’t make sense. Let’s go and poke it with a stick.

—Steven Moffat

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DoctorDoctor-WhoThe-Doctor
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Of the many ‘firsts’ with which I have been involved at the Texas Heart Institute —including the first successful human heart transplant in the United States and the first total artificial heart transplant in the...

—Denton Cooley

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Do not work primarily for money; do your duty to patients first and let the money follow; our life is short, we don’t live twice; the whirlwind will pick up the leaves and spin them,...

—John Hersey

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How grand, to be a Doctor of whatever and to weigh up and decide people’s future.

—Sebastian Faulks

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DoctorFuture
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Angel Bob: Doctor? Excuse me, hello, Doctor? Angel Bob here, sir. The Doctor: Ah, there you are, Angel Bob. How’s life? Sorry, bad subject. Angel Bob: The Angels are wondering what you hope to achieve....

—Steven Moffat

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Tell us please, what treatment in an emergency is administered by ear?”….I met his gaze and I did not blink. “Words of comfort,” I said to my father.

—Abraham Verghese

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And then he said the next time he sees me the gloves are coming off. I said, “Doc, that‘s no way to perform a prostrate exam.

—Jarod Kintz

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I went to the doctor recently and she actually prescribed that I go out for ten minutes a day, I’m so depleted on vitamin D.

—Jorma Taccone

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Lis Sladen was very important to me, you know. When I joined the little world of ‘Doctor Who’, Lis was already a star.

—Tom Baker

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Maybe she would have done more good as a playwright than as a doctor, after all — clichés were like plaque in the arteries of the imagination, they clogged the sense of what was possible....

—Charlie Jane

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I’m now ‘Doctor’ to the patients and I have to cover my ignorance by waving my arms and looking grave.

—Howard Florey

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I’m taking inorganic chem and physics not because I want to but because I have to. Not every doctor wants to be a scientist. Some of us just want to take care of sick people....

—Michael J. Collins

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This boy was likely to die soon, but he died yesterday – because of a doctor’s arrogance, his unwillingness to seek a consult, his neglect to get a full and thorough history. Arrogance! We are...

—Tirumalai S. Srivatsan

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Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.

—Jarod Kintz

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Repression. Her therapist, Dr. Solomon, loved the word. He’d say it slowly, letting it roll off his tongue. Sometimes he’d add a chin stroke for good measure. He always looked pleased when he did this,...

—Jo Ann

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The midwife considers the miracle of childbirth as normal, and leaves it alone unless there’s trouble. The obstetrician normally sees childbirth as trouble; if he leaves it alone, it’s a miracle.

—Sheila Stubbs

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You don’t want to take over the universe. You wouldn’t know what to do with it beyond shout at it.

—Steven Moffat

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My very core clenches and spasms, my hips with a mind of their own, lurch. It is as if I no longer have control of any part of my body. ‘Ugh,’ I continue to groan...

—Ayana Prende

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Time and time again, throughout the history of medical practice, what was once considered as “scientific” eventually becomes regarded as “bad practice”.

—David Stewart

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When the doctor told me I had cancer, I was scared.

—Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

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Nobody’s cut out for this town,” Shane said. “Nobody sane anyway.””Says the kid who came back.””Yeah, kind of proves my point.

—Rachel Caine

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I wanted to be a doctor when I was young. I also wanted to be a paramedic, but I always wanted to be an actor as well. I didn’t have kids or something that I...

—Christopher Parker

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Science affects the average man and woman in two ways already. He or she benefits by its application driving a motor-car or omnibus instead of a horse-drawn vehicle, and being treated for disease by a...

—J.B.S. Haldane

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A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession.

—Martin H.

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DoctorProfessionWork
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The Doctor: Amazing. Nancy: What is? The Doctor: 1941. Right now, not very far from here, the German war machine is rolling up the map of Europe. Country after country, falling like dominoes. Nothing can...

—Steven Moffat

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The Rockies are the backbone of this country. And I’m no doctor, but I think we have scoliosis.

—Jarod Kintz

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I do take care of myself; I get my nails done, and I have a skin doctor, but that’s it. I’m clean and groomed.

—Marianne Faithfull

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John Smith: Mankind doesn’t need warfare and bloodshed to prove itself. Everyday life can provide honour and valour. Let’s hope that from now on this country can find its heroes in smaller places. In the...

—Paul Cornell

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Amy: I never knew you drank wine.Doctor: I’m 1103 I must have drunk it sometime in my life.*takes sip and spits it out in disgust*

—Steven Moffat

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People who worry that nuclear weaponry will one day fall in the hands of the Arabs, fail to realize that the Islamic bomb has been dropped already, it fell the day MUHAMMED (pbuh) was born.

—Dr. Joseph

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Yeah, tell your girl to twirl it on a fork before she puts it in her mouth.

—Jarod Kintz

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I hadn’t realised what an institution ‘Doctor Who’ is.

—Jessica Raine

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Does it give you deja voodoo how alike the houses are?””That’s deja vu, and I hate you right now.””For narcing on you to your mom? Wait until you hear what I tell your dad.”From the...

—Rachel Caine

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Jina langu ni Enock Maregesi na ningependa kukwambia kisa kidogo kuhusiana na bibi yangu, Martha Maregesi. Mwanamke huyu alikuwa mke mwenye upendo usiokuwa na masharti yoyote. Alikuwa mama na bibi aliyefundisha familia yake umuhimu wa...

—Enock Maregesi

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Welcome to your new bodies, gentlemen. If you’d like, I can help you start your owm ‘dysmorphia is all in your head’ support group.-Doctor Bunnigus

—Howard Tayler

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Maybe I should find another doctor; one who realizes the importance of scars.

—Rasmenia Massoud

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DoctorHealingScars
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Reinette: One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel.

—Steven Moffat

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Failing to listen to the woman is one of the biggest mistakes a practitioner can make.

—Helen Varney

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Any veteran can tell you it is already hard enough to see a doctor down at the VA and get the health care they were promised when they signed up to serve this country.

—Nick Lampson

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CareDoctor
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He’s like fire and ice and rage. He’s like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He’s ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and he can see...

—Paul Cornell

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A doctor, a teacher and a politician have no caste.

—Amit Kalantri

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I was really into my studies and wanted to be a doctor.

—Ieva Laguna

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DoctorStudies
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Water!’ cried Marie.’Vinegar!’ recommended the bell-boy.’Eu-de-Cologne!’ said Bill.’Pepper!’ said Lord Tidmouth.Mary had another suggestion.’Give her air!’So had the bell-boy.’Slap her hands!’Lord Tidmouth went further.’Sit on her head!’ he advised.

—P.G. Wodehouse

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My experience showed me that the death of the body and the brain are not the end of consciousness, that human experience continues beyond the grave. More important, it continues under the gaze of a...

—Eben Alexander

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My lord said, amongst other things, that he did not propose to burden the doctor with the details of his genealogy. He consigned the doctor and all his works, severally and comprehensively described, to hell,...

—Georgette Heyer

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BloodingDoctorDominic
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Well, my parents originally wanted me to become a doctor – that’s why I was in school; I was pre-med, and I graduated with a degree in psychology and a concentration in neuroscience. Really, the...

—Steven Yeun

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DoctorParentsPlan
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As good surgical doctor works on a patient in the theater with varied kinds of surgical instruments, so a true leader also needs a clean bag of leadership characters that vary from task to task....

—Israelmore Ayivor

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BagCharacterDoctor
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I’ll tell you one thing. Being with you keeps a girl fit.’ The Doctor beamed breathlessly at her. ‘Fun to be with and good for you. Gotta be just what the doctor ordered.

—Mike Tucker

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Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who tend to know a lot about medicine but very little about health.

—Sol Luckman

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ComedyDoctorFunny
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