That’s art. Nothing is for everybody.

I can’t name just one example. Then there’s only one.

I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.

Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.

He’s the sort of guy that gets a laugh out of people.

Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.

I hope you nail the bastard.”So does he.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

When she spoke, Tom held his breath, so eagerly he listened; when she sang, he sat like one entranced. She touched his organ, and from that bright epoch even it, the old companion of his...

But you have so much in common. You’re both from strange little backwater planets. You both have odd powers. You’re male and she’s female. What more do you need? Believe me, buddy, if I were...

The only thing we don’t have a god for is premature ejaculation… but I hear that it’s coming quickly.

Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.

Tis better to have love and lustThan to let our apparatus rust.

He stops rocking the cage. “Oh, come on, Callie. It won’t be fun if we don’t rock it. In fact, the more we rock it, the better it’ll feel.” His voice drops to a deep...