He is so rich, he has no room to shit.

oh shit it’s shit

There was fried chicken in the litter box, so I helped myself and took a shit. I am a cat lover and a fan of KFC. I always take mine to go.

Many skills, as every successful entrepreneur knows, cannot be taught in school. They require doing. Sometimes a life of doing. And where money-making is concerned, nothing compresses the time frame needed to leap from my-shit-just-sits-there-until-it-rains...

Yeah, episodic doesn’t work. Your coolest character needs something big and meaningful to do. Otherwise, well, it’s just narrative shit.

The basic formula of life… SURVIVE. EAT. SHIT. FUCK. BUY A HOUSE and DIE. It’s all been scripted. But there’s no need to see the second act. You already know how the play ends, don’t...

I’ve been accused of vulgarity. I say that’s bullshit.

My stomach hurts, but if it’s guilt or impacted stool, I can’t tell. Either way, I’m so full of shit.

Just keep moving forward and don’t give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you.

I could never be a chef, because I could ‘t bare the thought of my art always turning to shit.

Plans change, Iktomi said. Got a plan that doesn’t require explosives.Are you confident in that? Mangas asked.I’m a god, Iktomi replied. I’m always confident.I’m a human, Mangas thought, and we know shit happens.

They say it came from Africa, carried in the screams of the enslaved; that it was the death bane of the Tainos, uttered just as one world perished and another began; that it was a...

Love is a door leading to a better existence. But knock before entering, because behind that door I think grandpa’s taking a shit.

Resistance is always lying and always full of shit.

Do you want to smell his shit?

When i see bullshit, my favourite yes is no.

Don’t shout my friend; no one gives you the shit unless you make them.

If a building were shaped like a body, I’d imagine you’d exit out the rear.

I knew I was in deep shit. I didn’t know how deep—just that I still hadn’t touched bottom.

You have shit upon your shoulder.

From then on, blood was more dangerous than shit.

Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette

Shit or get off the pot,” because I rarely cook with feces.

He smiled and as his lips parted, little bits of solid waste fell from them. Hellelujah, we can only be what we are, I thought and wondered if I was as repulsive to him as...

I possess an object that reminds me of your stepdad’s bowel movements. It’s brown and squishy and smells like yesterday.

We should fall in love. Love each other enough to shit at the same time on the same toilet.

Spontaneously, without any theological training, I, a child, grasped the incompatibility of God and shit and thus came to question the basic thesis of Christian anthropology, namely that man was created in God’s image. Either/or:...

I just stepped in shit, and now I’ve got political rhetoric all over my shoes.

Candy is full of taste. But so is shit, because taste is full of smell.

Everyone steps in shit. They keep walking and it comes off.

You and I both know that love is for children,” he said. ”We’re adults. Compatibility is for adults.””Compatibility is for my Bluetooth and my car,” Teresa replied. ”Only they get along just fine, and my...

I’m so constipated that every time I go to shit, the only thing that comes out is political rhetoric.

We’re better together than we are apart. The American Dream has us looking out for ourselves even at the expense of our neighbors. That shit ain’t true, man.

Yes, ma’am, I will take seconds. Your dinner tastes like excrement. I scream, you scream, we all scream for excrement.

Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.

Trust me I know this shit, Don’t fuck with me!

Mr. Shit gives politicians a good name. It’s the rest of the politicians who give Mr. Shit a bad name.

It’s easy to talk big, but the important thing is whether or not you clean up the shit.

When your life is shit the beauty of the world is a slap to the face.

One of the few times in a man’s life when he is not full of shit!!The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!

I’d make a great politician. I’d make it out of pig shit, so it wouldn’t be as foul as it is now.

hoo-leee shite!

If you start to smell some of the shit, you start smelling all of the shit

You shit sheep shapes, and I shit wolves as brown as bark. It’s all politics.

There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.

Sim sighed. “like Ross always said: Wish in one hand,shit in the other,and see which hand fills up first.

Voy a escribir una mierda”, habría de repetirse el escritor antes de empezar a escribir. Las críticas entonces pasarán de largo. En todo caso, el libro constituirá un logro si, en efecto, es una mierda....

God’s grace is not defined as God being forgiving to us even though we sin. Grace is when God is a source of wholeness, which makes up for my failings. My failings hurt me and...

If you schlep a shit job everyday, keep and feed a little secret life–whether it’s writing, art, running, music, your thoughts. It’s yours.

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.