He lifts her breasts, which fit perfectly into his hands, though he knows this is no promise that he gets to keep them. A million things you can’t have will fit in a human hand.

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a...

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

There are a lot of women who live with pot-bellied pigs.

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

One time I took my knife and sliced off the end of a hog’s nose, just like a piece of salami. The hog went crazy for a few seconds. Then it sat there looking kind...

Men, and pigs, are hard on women who sacrifice their virtue, especially for love.” Mattis Tannhouser

I will never deny that life isn’t fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and...

If I say you’re a goatherd’s son, you say, ‘Yes, Lord Ralon.'”Alanna gasped with fury. “I’d as soon kiss a pig! Is that what you’ve been doing-kissing pigs? Or being kissed?

They’re not fat pigs; we’re mad scientists.

Were archaeologists really such a sex-starved lot as all that? Did pigs really sweat?

Allegedly, allegedly I say, the R.G.A. were extremely miffed of portrait painted of their monarch, King Tingaling XX, by Master. Portrait apparently, as it’s yet t’be unveiled, depicts King Tingaling XX in rather compromisin’ position...

I’d make a great politician. I’d make it out of pig shit, so it wouldn’t be as foul as it is now.

Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs.

It’s just the way things are. Take a moment to consider this statement. Really think about it. We send one species to the butcher and give our love and kindness to another apparently for no...

All the inane, meaningless noises people make that pass for intelligent conversation. They might as well be pigs grunting in the pen. (92)