Perhaps you are Coyote in disguise and have chosen a spectacularly inappropriate time for a joke.

Plans change, Iktomi said. Got a plan that doesn’t require explosives.Are you confident in that? Mangas asked.I’m a god, Iktomi replied. I’m always confident.I’m a human, Mangas thought, and we know shit happens.

If finding a woman in your bed is so distressing, magus, you should rethink the direction your life’s taken.