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Bullshit  Quotes
I always listen to what people don’t say, it’s a lot more interesting than the bullshit they want you to believe.

—Maverick Hill

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BetrayalBullshitHidden-Meaning
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Any actor who tells you that they have become the people they play, unless they’re clearly diagnosed as a schizophrenic, is bullshitting you.

—Gary Oldman

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Take the Holocaust for example: Why did God allow Hitler to kill millions of innocent Jews? Because God didn’t want to step on Hitler’s toes and interfere with his free will? That’s a pretty lame...

—Oliver Markus

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Life is full of bullshit; reject or deal with it, but move on.

—Sue Fitzmaurice

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BullshitLetting-GoLife
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There’s a relentless wave of WTF coming out of Washington DC.

—Jarod Kintz

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getting old means getting lucky sometimes means sometimes you learn & along with other sweeter acquisitions you learn that ninetenths of what goes down is bullshit that there’s just no way to be with people...

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People are not who they say but rather who their actions reveal them to be….Be smart about it. Don’t fall for the bullshit.

—Ziad K.

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ActionsBullshitSmart
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I think all of us are looking for that which does not admit of bullshit . . . If you tell me you can bench press 450, hell, we’ll load up the bar and put...

—Harry Crews

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We have enough space in our hearts, but we are afraid of allowing animals shit and mess around with our feelings.

—Michael Bassey Johnson

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Money talks, bullshit walks.

—Stephen King

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The contemporary proliferation of bullshit also has deeper sources, in various forms of skepticism which deny that we can have any reliable access to an objective reality and which therefore reject the possibility of knowing...

—Harry G.

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A thorough inspection of someone you believed to be loveable will send you back into your shell if all you saw in their life was all bullshit.

—Michael Bassey Johnson

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Don’t condemn me to the prison of your bullshit.

—Steve Maraboli

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As an editor, you develop a B.S. meter—an internal warning system that signals caution about journalism that doesn’t feel trustworthy. Sometimes it’s a quote or incident that’s too perfect —a feeling I always had when...

—Jacob Weisberg

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I said never mix business with pleasure. They said it was a pleasure doing business with me.

—Nikhil Sharda

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My bullshit meter is reading that as ‘false’.

—Charlaine Harris

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Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that’s not loaded down with manure?

—Susan Elizabeth Phillips

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I suppose she only wanted what she couldn’t have. Well, people were that way. To hell with people. The Catholic Church had an awfully good way of handling all that. Good advice, anyways. Not to...

—Ernest Hemingway

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Never bullshit a bullshitter.

—Jennifer Niven

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Shit spews from your lips as from the ass of a pig.

—Brom

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When the sky’s falling, I take shelter under bullshit.

—Scott Lynch

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I’ve been accused of vulgarity. I say that’s bullshit.

—Mel Brooks

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Oil and coal? Of course, it’s a fungible commodity and they don’t flag, you know, the molecules, where it’s going and where it’s not […]. So, I believe that what Congress is going to do,...

—Sarah Palin

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When i see bullshit, my favourite yes is no.

—Aniekee Tochukwu

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Apparently people don’t like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just...

—Lemmy Kilmister

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…Imagine having to ask whether you can go barefoot or not…But she remembers similar requests and prohibitions now, from twenty years and more back. “The childhood years are the best years of your life…” Whoever...

—Keri Hulme

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Ustedes, las mujeres, escuchan más al corazón y menos a la tontería —concluyó el sombrerero con tristeza—. Por eso viven más.

—Carlos Ruiz

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It was the job of people like me to make up reasons, to spin a plausible yarn. And it’s amazing what people will believe. Heavy selling out of the Middle East was an old standby....

—Michael Lewis

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I once got lost in a dark woods with no supplies.Struggling to deal with nature, beasts and storms,that was time when I lost my arrogance as human.

—Toba Beta

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Truthfully, there’re only a handful of people in this world who really get joy from seeing you happy. Most won’t care if you’re happy, only if you’re miserable like they are. They eat that shit...

—Crystal Woods

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True, sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between authentic anger and bullshit and that’s why the following exercise is designed to help you express your resentments with integrity, and not with demoralizing bullshit

—Will Jelbert

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This is the kind of paradox, I think, of what it is to be a halfway intelligent American right now, and probably also a Western European, is that there are things we know are right,...

—David Foster Wallace

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The Church says that the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round. For I have seen the shadow of the earth on the moon and I have more faith in the Shadow...

—Magellan

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To recognize bullshit, nose is better than ear.

—Toba Beta

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