oh shit it’s shit

Oh, I don’t mean to infer that you’re not a great guy. I’m sure you’re the exception to the rule.

I run from nothing and no one.

Only hurts when I breathe or blink or exist, if I’m being honest.

What was the point of spying if you couldn’t keep it a secret?

Let us be vulgar and have some fun, let us invite the President.

He pulled me toward him, and all I could do was stand there with arms at my sides and head against his chest. Broken, I feared even the slightest movement would cause pieces of me...

History is not a nightmare from which I am trying to awaken, but rather, a glorious tale which I wish to be cast in.

This was the stuff of novels with — yeah — men like him on the cover.

When it comes to matters of the heart, immortals know nothing.

’Cause Desperado is so much better than Melvin.

She asked, “Is there anything I can do to help?”He buried his nose in her hair, took a deep breath and sighed. “You help just be being here.””Well, that bit is easy,” she told him...

The American girl isn’t ANY girl; she’s a remarkable specimen in a remarkable species.

You too.” Then he was gone.And then I was sad.It was ridiculous. Preposterous, even. I was going to have to come clean about the ring- eventually. I hoped he didn’t bring it up because I...

He’d pushed and pushed and pushed until she had nowhere else to go but away from him. He’d been young back then himself. Inexperienced. Stupid. A little patience accomplished a lot more. Hard lesson to...

Just calm down and think, sir. Think. Where is your wife?

I was just about to pull out the gun for you to play single-player Russian Roulette.

Try not to be too stupid, will you?”That sounded like some great advice…

What we often take to be the new is simply the old under some novel form.

Sounds great,” she said flatly then made a gagging sound.

He dragged her to him, and she, being equally focused on attaching her mouth to his, lost her balance. Stepping in for the save, he held her up against the doorjamb with his hard body,...

Why are you running from the ball, Cinderella?” he asked.

So if you want to keep me around, I expect more tweed.

She’s the latest freshest fruit of our great American evolution. She’s the self-made girl!(…)Well, to begin with, the self-made girl’s a new feature. That, however, you know. In the second place she isn’t self-made at...

I am the Captain of my own life.

The sooner it’s over, the sooner we can go back to bed. Everything good happens in bed.

Chase stooped to inspect it. Angelo handed him a latex glove, which took Chase three attempts to pull on before tearing it. He had never had a good relationship with latex. He tried two more,...

The door is shut?

Fort somehow turned the symbol of nerdiness into a visual aphrodisiac—Spanish fly in the form of solid black frames.

Before he went away, he had heard all about the self-made girl, and there was something in the picture that strongly impressed him. She was possible doutbless only in America; American life had smoothed the...

Back on the ferry, I sip some vodka on the rocks and have a chat with God.Me: (desperately) What the *&%$# am I going to do?God:Me: (surprised) Really? After all those Sundays of being a...

She gave herself up to the waves of the storm. If they drowned, it would be together, a shattered vessel on the sea, a collision of longing and desire.

Ari’s words felt like drops of sunlight upon my skin, and my frame was burning with longing.

Did you see him eat?

He paused, giving her a sweet smile of understanding. “You don’t have to start with the crown jewels, you know. You could start with my lips then work your way down.

Certe volte è difficile stabilire se è l’alba o il tramonto. Qui il sole è sempre lo stesso. Quando è vicino all’orizzonte comincia ad adagiarsi, come felice di una morte a lungo aspettata. Oppure, se...

We weren’t so much oil and vinegar as a lit match and napalm.

When a thundering horde of drunken Vikings rush a person, it’s only natural to flinch.

It was never you. Leaving you was the hardest thing I’ve ever done and I’ve regretted that decision every second since the moment I walked out. I’ve made a lot of dumbass mistakes in my...

You have naked angels running around your house,” Jenna continued through her laughter. Gabby laughed louder.

‘You shaved for this.’ ‘For you.’ He clutched her bare legs under her skirt, reminding her he still expected a traditional get-laid one-night stand. She shoved his hands off her. ‘Maybe I wanted rough stubble.’...

I won’t have my son doing drugs to get awoman that he shall never have.

It was hard to judge a man’s full character by his bachelor party etiquette.

The best part of being a nanny, Katya thought, was reading children’s books aloud to enraptured children like Tricia, for no one had read such books aloud to her when she’d been a little girl....

Hi, my name is Cuelebre, Liam Cuelebre. My code name is Double Oh Peanut, but you can call me Rock Star for short.

Absolutely. No more pretending!

Yes, hello ex-girlfriend Sara. And might I add: law-breaker? Who let you out of your cage? Don’t you know Joseph has a restraining order against you?

But optimism dribbles away when horror repeats.

It was like walking into another world. While the mansion was bright, warm, comfy and filled with sound and color, the outside was dark, cold, colorless and devoid of people.I found myself standing beside Thomas...

My body shook from pain, exhaustion, and the beginning of shock. I’d pay for all the powers I’d used, but the portal most of all. Good girls weren’t supposed to open hell dimensions.