Where there is SMOKE there is usually FIRE. Believe NONE of what you hear and HALF of what you SEE!

When to others it’s not lying. It’s privacy.

Lies have short shelf lives. Lies go bad. Lies rot and stink up the joint.

Honest I’m a liar. Believe me?

If you don’t want to slip up tomorrow, speak the truth today.

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

We contradict all for which we stand for we all stand for the lie the whole lie and nothing but the lie so help save our lying asses.

When truth is replaced by silence,the silence is a lie.

Dad got furious when we lied to him. No, Dad got furious then we lied to him.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.

Euphemisms persist because lying is an indispensable part of making life tolerable.

The best lies to tell,” said Jane, “are the ones people want to believe.

The man lying on the sofa seemed friendly. But how friendly could he really be if he was a liar?

A lie is the most sacred private property on Earth. Governments claim it is not theirs, and that their critics are the rightful owners.

Cathy’s lies were never innocent. Their purpose was to escape punishment, or work, or responsibility, and they were used for profit. Most liars are tripped up either because they forget what they have told or...

I always say the truth is best even when we find it unpleasant. Any rat in a sewer can lie. It’s how rats are. It’s what makes them rats. But a human doesn’t run and...

Es gibt immer einen Punkt dabei, wo man nicht mehr weiß, ob man lügt oder ob das, was man erfunden hat, wahrer ist als man selber.

There is nothing worse for the lying soul than the mirror of reality.

If a man, who says he loves you, won’t tell you the details of a private conversation between him and another woman you can be sure he is not protecting your heart. He is protecting...

Quit lying to yourself and accept your power and beauty. Liberate yourself from the slow-death you call life.

The ability to lie persuasively is one of the greatest gifts a woman can possess in this life. Some critics, principally men, will argue that deception in women is inherently evil; but having spent the...

She looks honestly upset, but then, I’ve learned that I can’t read her. The problem with a really excellent liar is that you have to just assume they’re always lying.

You think it’s because they’re lying? Nonsense! I like it when people lie! Lying is man’s only privilege over all other organisms. If you lie–you get to the truth! Lying is what makes me a...

The secret is to know how to lie” he used to say, ” and to know when someone’s lying to you”. His father, Steve eventually decided, must have known how to lie.

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

Human nature being what it was, the only time you could really be sure you weren’t being lied to was when you were talking to yourself.

In some situations lying can also be considered as a good thing, at least for you anyway.

Everyone is honest in their own right.. people begin to lie only when they are compelled to do it for others.

I never lie,” I said offhand. “At least not to those I don’t love.

By the time you swear you’re his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this –One of you is lying.

A man must be honest enough to make mistakes, if not he’s just lying to you

A lie carries a weight that is exponentially higher than the truth. It’s weight will retard growth directly in proportion to the area lied.

Prevarication, like honesty, is reflexive, and soon becomes a sturdy habit, as reliable as truth.

However, I know you’re not okay.

And no bacon,” Freya added.

It’s not enough to be able to lie with a straight face; anybody with enough gall to raise on a busted flush can do that. The first way to lie artistically is to tell the...

When the sky’s falling, I take shelter under bullshit.

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar

I like approbation. Any actor who tells you they don’t is lying.

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they’re honest about everything.

My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.

But mothers lie. It’s in the job description.

Whatever we sayWe’re always telling each other exactly what we want them to know…We are always telling each otherThe truthEven when We’re lying

Remembering lies is a full-time job, one best to quit.

Yeah, it never fails to amaze me how a single lie can undo an entire lifetime of good. (Aiden)

In thy foul throat thou liest.

People think that a liar gains a victory over his victim. What I’ve learned is that a lie is an act of self-abdication, because one surrenders one’s reality to the person to whom one lies,...

Die meisten Lügen sind wahr und spinnen sich von ganz allein, kaum jemand kannte diese Wahrheit besser als Colin Darcy. Wenn man erst einmal der Melodie der Worte zu lauschen beginnt, dann pfeift man sie...

She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her.

Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.