Where there is SMOKE there is usually FIRE. Believe NONE of what you hear and HALF of what you SEE!

When to others it’s not lying. It’s privacy.

Lies have short shelf lives. Lies go bad. Lies rot and stink up the joint.

Honest I’m a liar. Believe me?

If you don’t want to slip up tomorrow, speak the truth today.

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

We contradict all for which we stand for we all stand for the lie the whole lie and nothing but the lie so help save our lying asses.

When truth is replaced by silence,the silence is a lie.

Dad got furious when we lied to him. No, Dad got furious then we lied to him.

I never lie,” I said offhand. “At least not to those I don’t love.

By the time you swear you’re his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this –One of you is lying.

A man must be honest enough to make mistakes, if not he’s just lying to you

A lie carries a weight that is exponentially higher than the truth. It’s weight will retard growth directly in proportion to the area lied.

Prevarication, like honesty, is reflexive, and soon becomes a sturdy habit, as reliable as truth.

However, I know you’re not okay.

And no bacon,” Freya added.

It’s not enough to be able to lie with a straight face; anybody with enough gall to raise on a busted flush can do that. The first way to lie artistically is to tell the...

When the sky’s falling, I take shelter under bullshit.

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar

I like approbation. Any actor who tells you they don’t is lying.

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they’re honest about everything.

My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.

But mothers lie. It’s in the job description.

Whatever we sayWe’re always telling each other exactly what we want them to know…We are always telling each otherThe truthEven when We’re lying

Remembering lies is a full-time job, one best to quit.

Yeah, it never fails to amaze me how a single lie can undo an entire lifetime of good. (Aiden)

In thy foul throat thou liest.

People think that a liar gains a victory over his victim. What I’ve learned is that a lie is an act of self-abdication, because one surrenders one’s reality to the person to whom one lies,...

Die meisten Lügen sind wahr und spinnen sich von ganz allein, kaum jemand kannte diese Wahrheit besser als Colin Darcy. Wenn man erst einmal der Melodie der Worte zu lauschen beginnt, dann pfeift man sie...

She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her.

Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.

Lying is the most fun a woman can have without taking her clothes off.

I’d never undetstood how Hana Could lie so often and easily. But just like anyhting else, lying becomes easier the more you do it.

She had come into the garden expecting summer roses and had instead been caught in a bank of twisted, thorny, frostbitten vines.

There are literally a million ways to deal with any situation and Madiba was the best teacher in tutoring me to see those ways, but lying was never an option.

In any case, in talking about the past we lie with every breath we draw.

Do What?’ ‘Lie,’ he said. ‘Why do you fabricate these outlandish stories?”Well,’ I wanted to say, ‘there are those of us who create because all around us, things visible and invisible are crumbling. We are...

We need falsifications to make the past inhabitable.

The biggest liar in the world is They Say.

Everybody hates lies even the liars themselves

Lying isn’t something you should be proud of, but be grateful if you’ve gained a talent for doing it correctly.

Why would you tell us the truth? If Christina really wasn’t here, you’d tell us she was, to stall us from finding her. If James taught us one thing, it’s how to detect a lie....

Resistance is always lying and always full of shit.

The slickest way in the world to lie is to tell the right amount of truth at the right time-and then shut up.

Clovis believed that if a lie was worth telling it was worth telling well.

A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.

…when the public nerve is aroused, the most impressive capacity of man is his skill for lying.

Well the other thing about lying is that the liar is banking on two things when telling the lie. They are hoping that the person being lied to is gullible enough to believe, and it’s...

On average, women are better liars than men. But the best liars are men, because politicians are still predominantly men.

Right, except I’m not going to lie to my mom, because what kind of bastard lies to his own mother?