Where there is SMOKE there is usually FIRE. Believe NONE of what you hear and HALF of what you SEE!

Lies have short shelf lives. Lies go bad. Lies rot and stink up the joint.

If you don’t want to slip up tomorrow, speak the truth today.

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

We contradict all for which we stand for we all stand for the lie the whole lie and nothing but the lie so help save our lying asses.

For the hackneyed art of lying without injury to anyone, Rushbrook, to his shame, was proficient.

I am honest and enthusiastic, except when I’m lying down.

She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years.

People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war, or before an election.

The first rule in life is ‘everybody lies.’ Remember that and you’ll get a lot further.

Lying, the telling of beautiful untrue things, is the proper aim of Art.

doubt is like a current you have to swim against, one that saps your strength.

…the truth was more powerful than a lie could ever be (Eric)

Who lies for you will lie against you.

If you had told me I’d be making 62 tomorrow, I’d say you were lying.

When a man is penalized for honesty he learns to lie.

The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.

Do we really need a study on why people lie? They lie because it’s easy, and cowards are good at “easy.” Telling the truth takes moxie, and few have it.

The truth is always an insult or a joke, lies are generally tastier. We love them. The nature of lies is to please. Truth has no concern for anyone’s comfort

You can’t lie in a magical forest! It will ruin all the magic!

A liar deceives himself more than anyone, for he believes he can remain a person of good character when he cannot.

Stop lying to yourself. When we deny our own truth, we deny our own potential.

Lying is a thriving vocation.

The funny thing about a lie is that once it has been said and believed, it lives and becomes. It can’t be taken back. It sucks all the air from you until you give up...

If you’re lying to everyone you know, including yourself, at every possible turn, is a little upheaval really the worst that could happen to your life right now?

Lie until even you believe it – that’s the real secret of lying

Wer sich selbst belügt und seine eigenen Lügen anhört, kommt schließlich soweit, dass er keine Wahrheit mehr, weder in sich noch außer sich, zu erkennen vermag […]

Isana laughed. “And you, lady? Are you a woman of conscience or of ambition?”The lady smiled. “That’s a question rarely asked here at court.””And why is that?””Because a woman of conscience would tell you that...

Within every elaborate lie, a kernel of truth.

I have no desire for others to take it on themselves to analyze my thoughts. I am without thoughts. I have never, not even once, acted on the basis of any doctrine or philosophy.I am...

Maybe I could dole out the truth in tiny pieces that, once assembled, would make a picture that resembled a reality in which I hadn’t done anything wrong.

I suppose if we gain anything from this unsought experience it will be an appreciation for honesty- frankness on the part of our politicians, our friends, our loves, ourselves. No more liars in public places....

Okay, you must have forgotten that I know when someone’s lying-it’s one of my special, freaky priestess gifts, remember-the one you love to use until it becomes inconvenient for you? You can try to throw...

having someone who likes you so much that they think everything you say is the truth has got to be a liar’s paradise

Like the layers of an onion, under the first lie is another, and under that another, and they all make you cry.

Three men walk into a bar. The third guy’s name is 333. The first guy’s name is The Second Guy, and the second guy’s name is I’m Not Lying. One of these men is not...

Let everywritertell hisownliesThat’s freedomof thepress.

The lie detector didn’t react to anything I said, but I wouldn’t dare smile.

There are no pessimists; there are only realists and liars.

Lying is easy. But it’s lonely.

It’s going to be okay, Eric,” Urte said, helping me sit up. I shook my head. “Lying is my forte, Urte, not yours.” (Eric.)

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.

Euphemisms persist because lying is an indispensable part of making life tolerable.

The best lies to tell,” said Jane, “are the ones people want to believe.

The man lying on the sofa seemed friendly. But how friendly could he really be if he was a liar?

A lie is the most sacred private property on Earth. Governments claim it is not theirs, and that their critics are the rightful owners.

Cathy’s lies were never innocent. Their purpose was to escape punishment, or work, or responsibility, and they were used for profit. Most liars are tripped up either because they forget what they have told or...

I always say the truth is best even when we find it unpleasant. Any rat in a sewer can lie. It’s how rats are. It’s what makes them rats. But a human doesn’t run and...

Es gibt immer einen Punkt dabei, wo man nicht mehr weiß, ob man lügt oder ob das, was man erfunden hat, wahrer ist als man selber.

There is nothing worse for the lying soul than the mirror of reality.