Everyone has an opinion of who you are and what your relationship is about, things that you’ve done or didn’t do in your relationship – and it’s just all crap, really. Things that are written...

I’m a mother with two small children, so I don’t take as much crap as I used to.

They sell crap to buy you.

The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful. And being generous. Everything else is crap! I promise you! It’s just crap that people try to sell to you to...

I’m a crap guitarist and I find it really hard writing on my own.

Certain things in life are more important than the usual crap that everyone strives for.

Being a woman is really crap.

This stuff is off the charts. I could eat vats of it.

Climate change is crap.

Do you want to smell his shit?

People always slow down for a train wreck. It’s like junk food. If you don’t feel good about yourself, you want to read crap about other people, like gossip in high school. You don’t understand...

I possess an object that reminds me of your stepdad’s bowel movements. It’s brown and squishy and smells like yesterday.

I wanted us to have an adventure. Because I love that crap. Because I’m not whatever-her-name-is. I don’t think it’s oh so hard to walk four miles in the snow. I want that. I love...

Crap.It’s all crap.Living is crap.Life has no meaning.None. Nowhere to be found.Crap.Why doesn’t anybody realize this?

Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible profit.