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Candy  Quotes
I thought I was eating a candy bar, but it turned out to be a yummy burrito. I was both disappointed and appointed at the same time.

—Jarod Kintz

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When i was a child, i liked tasting any candy i happened to see, but as i grew older, i realized those are a great meal to the worms in my innards. Will you shun...

—Michael Bassey Johnson

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And if I’d been a good boy that day, I’d get to eat Chlorella for dessert. Chlorella is condensed algae from Japan that looks like green hard candy pieces, about the size of Smarties, and...

—Jarod Kintz

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Candy is full of taste. But so is shit, because taste is full of smell.

—Jarod Kintz

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You’re like candy. People lick your knowledge to become wise, lick your words from your powerful mouth and say it even better than you. Lick each step you make and stay on a good track,...

—Michael Bassey Johnson

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A lollygagger is a person choking on a lollipop. That works perfectly, because I sell Heimlich Maneuvers in a variety of flavors.

—Jarod Kintz

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I never expect appreciation. I always set a deadline for the things I have to do to be a successful person, when I complete them, I give myself a piece of candy, a glass of...

—M.F. Moonzajer

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I imagine the whole universe moving into hell because of licking God’s candy.

—Michael Bassey Johnson

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The library is like a candy store where everything is free.

—Jamie Ford

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I love any kind of candy.

—Kris Allen

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I was friends with Gilby when he was in a band called CANDY ‘° we go back for years and years. We live in the same neighborhood and we have always been in touch. In...

—Kathy Valentine

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Jelly beans! Millions and billions of purples and yellows and greens and licorice and grape and raspberry and mint and round and smooth and crunchy outside and soft-mealy inside and sugary and bouncing jouncing tumbling...

—Harlan Ellison

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People are like M&Ms. They come in a variety of colors, they’re hard on the outside, and full of obscene yumminess on the inside.

—Michael Makai

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Knowledge was like candy: you never turned it down, especially if you didn’t have to work too hard to get it.

—Robert Liparulo

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Republicans don’t stand for the beliefs of the right, and Democrats don’t stand for the principles of the left. They each stand for one thing—a public willing to remain seated like obedient children, while they...

—Jarod Kintz

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Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

—Ogden Nash

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There’s nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book.

—Betty MacDonald

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I break out laughing. I frown.I yell and scream. Sometimes,if one jokes and giggles,one causes war.So I hide how tickled I am.Tears well up in my eyes.My body is a large city.Much grieving in one...

—Rumi

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Dave has been like a kid in a candy store for the last few months. He’s loving every minute of putting the tournament together, and he’s doing a great job.

—Greg Shaheen

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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

—Ogden Nash

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When Molly O’Toole was looking at the colored pictures in Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle’s big dictionary and just happened to be eating a candy cane at the same time and drooled candy cane juice on the colored...

—Betty MacDonald

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He was like her favorite type of candy, she realized, a bit sour at first but all sweetness in the long run. Admittedly . . . that tartness was part of the allure all along.

—Victoria Kahler

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CandyGuysMen
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If I took a candy bar, ripped off the wrapper, ate the candy bar, and pinned the wrapper to the wall, is that art, performance art, both, or neither?

—Jarod Kintz

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Lollypop…the passion contained merely kissesplaced upon lips, neck and cheekthese young lovers of the castleof which our fairytale speaks…

—Muse

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Overeating is the addiction of choice of carers, and that’s why it’s come to be regarded as the lowest-ranking of all the addictions. It’s a way of fucking yourself up while still remaining fully functional,...

—Caitlin Moran

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You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating jellybeans.

—Ronald Reagan

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Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

—Glenn Beck

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If you say, ‘Eat your vegetables and then you can have some candy,’ that makes the vegetables sound bad and the candy extra good.

—Mark Swanson

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I was like a kid in a candy store. It felt like the first game of the season because I was excited to be back.

—Allen Iverson

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Candy is my religion.

—Sarah Addison

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I just have to keep going back to the core and think that we’re all afraid of it and when we’re afraid of it, you run to something much easier, something that looks like candy.

—Diane Keaton

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We go on in her room, where we like to set. I get up in the big chair and she get up on me and smile, bounce a little. “Tell me bout the brown wrapping....

—Kathryn Stockett

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Offline, we tell our kids not to take candy from strangers and not to get into cars with strangers, … But in chat rooms, they take the (virtual) candy and jump in the (virtual) car...

—Colin Gabriel

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Candy
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The next morning dawned bright and sweet, like ribbon candy.

—Sarah Addison

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I’m like a kid in a candy store.

—Dick Ebersol

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If you think everybody hates you, then your ignorance is beyond the limit, because there’s a loving heart somewhere longing to see your face.

—Michael Bassey Johnson

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Welcome, let’s all prepare to be whisked to the magical land of candy. Be warned, candy is very addicting and at Jubilee’s the candy is the tastiest in the world,

—Derek Ailes

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She grinned, looking for all the world like a sticky-mouthed little girl who had just convinced her gullible mother that she really did drop the first piece of candy into the storm drain and would...

—Wendy Corsi

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