Have you ever been at a point that you don’t know what to say? But yet you came up with this crazy idea to type this.

I’ve had a lot of therapists, so I’ve had the opportunity to approach my fear in many different ways. I’ve faced it head on and sideways and tried to tiptoe up behind it.

My asset looked more dead than alive – which, given that he was dead, lent the scene a certain credibility. – [context classified]

The words I love you, as a unit, are like a knife that only stings once you remove the blade from the relationship.

If you’re stuck in the past, you go forward in reverse

Look at me. I am insecure. I need your reaction to what I am doing, but you’re not cool enough to be my friend. Therefore, I will just pray you see this because the approval...

All tha’ effin’ an’ blindin’ she was doin’…I ain’t never seen tha’ likes. Ya’ made a right hames wit dis’ wan, Athair. If she ‘ad been one of us, I’da put fifty quid on ‘er....

I think all toys should be invisible. Not only would they improve children’s imaginations, but they’d also be really affordable. In fact, every toy would be free.

If they’re not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you.

A key sociological factor underlying the prevalence of zombies as a theme in modern culture is that zombie movies are cheap as hell to make.

Do that again and you’lllose that which you believe makes me whole.

Don’t be so hard on yourself….that’s what a loofah’s for

Are we not all actors playing parts in another person’s play?

It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn’t afford to do experiments in order to prove theories. We just believed everything. Actually,...

In golf, you don’t beat the other golfers—you beat your self-doubt. That’s why I don’t play, because I can’t beat anyone—not even myself.

Infiltrating the records of a state penitentiary as well as the state and federal court systems was much more fun than deciphering art. -Phil Roach

The USPS is the only place in the world where you will find a black guy, a white guy, and a hispanic guy playing Filipino poker! And we love it that way!

Trust me, Annwyl, that will be a pleasure.

You’re like a tornado of bullshit right now. We’ll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else’s house.

Where is Polonius?- In heaven; send hither to see: if your messenger find him not there, seek him i’ the other place yourself.

Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.

If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take my love with ketchup and mustard.

By the light,” he said, when he had mastered himself. “I think that beats singing a lullaby to a stormdog for simplicity and economy, Maerad. But I wish I had known that you simply had...

I hope to-morrow will be a fine day, Lane.It never is, sir.Lane, you’re a perfect pessimist.I do my best to give satisfaction, sir.

Cats are portable calm distributors. They’re like vending machines distributing peace for free.

the only drinking problem I’ve ever had, is figuring out why I’m still stuck in this salad spinner

Katniss: ‘What about you? Ive seen you in the market. You can lift hundred pound bags of flour’. I snap at himTell him that. Thats not nothing.Peeta: Yes and Im sure the arena will be...

A brick could be placed down on the first step on the path to enlightenment.

Everyone should drink of me, but I shouldn’t be drunk by everyone. I should be drunk all by myself.

Think, think, think.

It isn’t he who laughs last, but he whose laugh lasts.

If you have a broken heart, I’d like to fix it. Repairs start at just $69. Special delivery charges may apply.

I can’t wait for the next time I get to put my mouth on you.” In an instant the smile faded and she snapped her teeth and yanked her head back as if she was...

When all else fails…try smoking a good cigar and have a stiff drink. If that doesn’t work…have another.

And finally, I’ve always drawn a great deal of moral comfort from Humpty Dumpty. The part I like the best? ‘All the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together...

I like food that speaks to me. Food like French toast, English muffins, and Deviled eggs. Oh, oval embryonic spawn of chicken, why hast thou deceived me?

I’m never going to live this down. I will forever be known as the pastor’s kid who got arrested, made friends in jail, and threw up on the singles camping trip. That will look great...

SpookSpeak. Agent n. The average of a double agent and no agent at all.

My apartment complex isn’t. No, it’s simple. I used to think our love was simple, until Chris Hemsworth moved into your heart.

Aww, did we masturbate through the tears last night?

Lynn, she saved half our faction from this stuff,” says Marlene, tapping the bandage on her arm from where the Dauntless traitors shot her. “Well, half of half of our faction.””In some circles they call...

History has rewritten itself so many times I’m not really sure how it was to begin with — it’s a bit like trying to guess the original color of a wall when it’s been repainted...

I am the Love Camel of Llama Land. Come, hop on my hump and let me lead you to water.

I’m convinced that her obsession with Jesus was far more romantic than spiritual. I think she was actually attracted to him. I sincerely thought that one day while out on a grocery run, she would...

Yes, well, that doesn’t usually happen to women in London. But it’s not so much of a scandal as it is a challenge.

Damn pity. If I’d known what crimes I’d be exposed to under the guise of fashion, I may have very well stayed dead.

You’re not right in the head, and nor am I, and this is why….this is why I like you.

The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

I read that Monica Seles got stabbed. And although I have nothing against Monica Seles, I’m glad somebody in sports got stabbed. I like the idea of it; it’s good entertainment. If we’re lucky, it’ll...

I like the crunch sound of snow under my boots. Better than stepping on knuckles.