Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is ‘elephant’.

I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.

By simple common sense I don’t believe in God, in none.

My pain may be the reason for somebody’s laugh.But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody’s pain.

In the end, everything is a gag.

Only the unloved hate; the unloved and the unnatural.

THAT IS LIFE”!

You’ll never find a rainbow if you’re looking down

I do not need drugs to be a genius, do not take a genius to be human, but I need your smile to be happy.

În ziua în care m-am iubit cu adevărat, am înțeles că în toate împrejurările, mă aflam la locul potrivit, în momentul potrivit.Și atunci, am putut să mă liniștesc.Astăzi, știu că aceasta se numește – Respect...

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.

We think too much and feel too little.

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it.

You’ll find that life is still worthwhile, if you just smile.

Patriotism is too deep a feeling to depict in the posing for a photograph.

I don’t think the real America is in New York or on the Pacific Coast; personally, I like the Middle West much better, places like North and South Dakota, Minneapolis and Saint Paul. There, I...

I love rain because tears can not be seen in rain.

I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it...

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl.

Imagination means nothing without doing.

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage.

I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be an emperor. That’s not my business. I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible; Jew, Gentile, black man, white....

Life is a beautiful magnificent thing, even to a jellyfish.

Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul.

Machine men, with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines, you are not cattle, you are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts. You don’t hate: only the unloved hate,...

I suppose that’s one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the right moment.

Perfect love is the most beautiful of all frustrations because it is more than one can express.