I tried to mug a wealthy man, but was unsuccessful because I was out of coffee cups. I wish I was less poor and more pour.
—Jarod Kintz
A pen is like a switchblade you can actually write with—and pull off a successful mugging with.
It was dark in the alley, and I was afraid I’d get mugged. Coffee also fears it’ll get mugged.
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