Healthy people sleep eight hours,Wealthy people sleep four hours.

Life is merely one very long day that routinely gets dark to give people a sensible excuse to keep their eyes closed for 8 hours.

Truth, like love and sleep, resents approaches that are too intense.

A dream is not what you see when you sleep. It is what keeps you from falling asleep.

We had a lot of parents, many unfamiliar with classical music, say that they really liked Ravel. They asked to keep it after the study, because it was helpful in putting their baby to sleep,...

He gets upset, he doesn’t drink, he doesn’t eat, he can’t sleep.

How much more than necessary do we spend in sleep, forgetting that the sleeping fox catches no poultry, and that there will be sleeping enough in the grave, as Poor Richard says.

I think I’m a narcoleptic. I could sleep on a railway track with a train running over me, in-between the rails.

If I couldn’t sleep, I could read.

Every time I go to sleep, I know I may never wake up. How could anyone expect to? You drop your tiny, helpless mind into a bottomless well, crossing your fingers and hoping when you...

You’ll know I’ve gone into ninja mode because I’ll have turned out the light. I make love like an assassin, and if you hear me snoring, I’m only pretending to be asleep! All love is...

My uncle missed the sixties. Not because he was too young. He just simply slept through them.

I told the joke, but someone else got the high five. That’s like me drinking a cup of coffee and a guy in a coma waking up. Go back to bed, buddy.

I slept through the award presentation for Napper of the Year. They had to wake me when I won. Winning was like a dream come true.

I think when we sleep, the world belongs to everyone still awake. Which means a shitload of the world belongs to Craig. ~Lio

It was impossible to sleep. Anxiety stopped me from falling asleep; depression woke me up.

I had a dream about you. I was selling dreams and you were selling sleep. We decided to partner up, until I used some of your product and went for a sleepwalk and fell off...

A person who has not done one half his day’s work by ten o’clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone.

Go where people sleep and see if they are safe

For some it is harder to wake up to the truth of life than it is to fall into the sleep of death

I don’t care how late it is, I will not go to sleep without washing my face.

But I was awake, sitting by the window looking down at the trailer and Mr. Zoltan’s truck. I could not sleep. That is how it is with folks my age. We take naps during the...

I would teach from nine to four, sleep an hour, and write from six until midnight, night after night.

He’s getting along. He’s starting to sleep a little better now. We don’t talk about it too much.

Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you’ll never know who u will meet in your dreams.

It was the study hour. Most of the monks were reading. A few were meditating, an activity that was suspiciously similar to dozing.

[Hot flashes] are the prime cause of sleep disruption in women over age fifty, Suzanne Woodward of Wayne State University School of Medicine reports. Her studies show that hot flashes in sleep occur about once...

Sleep hath its own world, and a wide realm of wild reality. And dreams in their development have breath, and tears, and tortures, and the touch of joy.

This is the first time that anyone has quantified the effects of sleep inertia.

She kept asking where are they going to sleep. She worries about everyone. She is so loving.

I eat every two hours. I sleep for eight hours. I have lots of water. I pray to keep calm. Most importantly, I have a smile on my face.

Isn’t there someone kind enough to come strangle me in my sleep?

When action grows unprofitable, gather information; when information grows unprofitable, sleep.

Yes, I was deprived of sleep, especially during the first few days, … However, there was nothing physical, no touching or anything like that.

Speech, tennis, music, skiing, manners, love- you try them waking and perhaps balk at the jump, and then you’re over. You’ve caught the rhythm of them once and for all, in your sleep at night....

Man is a genius when he is dreaming.

All the kids from daycare are in dreamland.The froggie has made his last leap.Hell no you can’t go to the bathroom.You know where you can go?The f**k to sleep.

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

I had a dream about you. You had no skin or muscle on your face, and to try to conceal your bare skull you liberally applied lipstick and makeup. Your birthday was coming up, and...

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.

I’ll never waste my dreams by falling asleep. Never again.

Sunday nights I get about two inches of sleep. But I make do, because that’s all the erection I can muster.

You’re as likely to see me sleeping on the job as a snooze is liable to grow legs 26.2 miles long and run a larm. What’s a larm? A buzzing sound the length of a...

If a snake was covered in musical scales, rather than nonsensical fur, then I’d like to pet it with my ears while I sleep for just a few more minutes.

You talk; I’ll sleep. feel free to make up my side of the conversation in case you get bored. I recommend throwing in the occasional ‘fuck you’ on my behalf, just to keep things true...

I had a dream about you. You were Ginger Rogers, and you were trying to teach me to dance, even though my movements were as stiff as a mannequin. I think you tolerated my abysmal...

Sometimes I kick my cat. But I’m asleep, and he sleeps at the foot of my bed. It’s not like I kick it intentionally, like it was a politician.

I had a dream about you. I had an erection the size of your nose, though I could breathe through mine while yours was congested. The air smelled like pee to me.

When I heard footsteps and saw nobody, I knew I was seeing a ghost. Seeing the invisible is like dreaming about drinking coffee to wake up, and that’s why I’ve never made love in the...

I want to say more, but don’t know what the words are supposed to be. I feel such a tenderness for these vulnerable night-time conversations, the way words take a different shape in the air...