Donkeys and elephants represent us politically. Why? Because snakes and roaches would be too obvious.

To me, the word wisdom means ancient knowledge. It’s the kind of knowledge you not only see but feel when you look into the eyes of an elephant or stop for a moment to marvel...

They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?

Amy, she’s got a memory like an elephant, and a body like a meow.

Stick that bumbershootin elephant’s footbrolly stand behindthe big door. Mindyour manners at High tea.

I couldn’t hit an elephant’s ass with a bull fiddle.

A fly with an elephant on its back would give the illusion of a flying elephant, if that fly were powered by my love for you.

Cat would be god for elephant, if it ate mouse in front. (Chat serait dieu de l’éléphant, – S’il mangeait la souris devant.)

Right now I’ve got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don’t taunt elephants.Rule two: don’t stand next to anybody who taunts elephants.-Sergeant Schlock

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time.

That’s odd. It looks almost as if Nick is picking a fight with that elephant.””Well, the elephant started it.””That’s irrelevant. Fighting with civilians is against the rules. Go break it up.”-Admiral Breya Andreyasn & Sergeant...

Love sounds like an elephant weighs. I know, because I’ve seen it with my own two nostrils. I’ve grown fat on the scent of Helen Keller’s memory.

The rider evolved to serve to the elephant.

Love makes sense to me in the same way that this statement might make sense to you: Parakeets flock like sheep flock like wool covers your eyes like a bald kidnap victim willingly locked in...

An elephant is almost a unicorn!

I have a memory like an elephant penis, and it shows. Especially when I wear tight pants. My mind bulges with thoughts of Agatha and I.

I’m an elephant today. I will need to have lots of room and also a bowl of water on the floor.

I’m as thirsty as an elephant penis in the snow. I’m ready to love again.

Brahma and AiravataLong ago in lands of golden sandBrahma turned to Saraswatiand gently kissed her inked hand….

Love is like an elephant with wings. If it doesn’t fly, at least it remembers.

Jules was a proud little toy. She decided that she was going to work very hard to be the best wolf she could be.

After you first tell someone you love them, the weight of the wait for them to tell you they love you too feels like an elephant doing jumping jacks on the back of your mouse-like...

In the divine Scriptures, there are shallows and there are deeps; shallows where the lamb may wade, and deeps where the elephant may swim.