A blanket could be used like a Love Fleece. I imagine you’re shaking your head. Do you disagree? Fine, then when you’re shivering, I won’t ask if it’s because you’re cold—or because you’re lonely.

Once a Buddha, always a Buddha, Sam. Dust off some of your old parables. You have about fifteen minutes.’ Sam held out his hand. “Give me some tobacco and a paper.

Others wonder, if the Bogey isn’t wearing his pants, who is?

And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and...

Lusty blacksmiths and naughty princesses. Now that’s scary

Come live with us, Diana. Don’t argue. Just say yes.”Diana looked at the ground to hide her emotions. Then she said, “Would I have to be hearing you two going at it night and day?

David tells me that fairies never say ‘We feel happy’: what they say is, ‘We feel dancey’.

Christmas without a murder plot is like a day without giant spiders eaten orphans” (quote on my special gift holiday mugs)

Nothing says “deeply in mourning” like canapés and free beer.

Here’s the thing – I’m single, I haven’t been married, I don’t have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here’s a movie for...

What do you think Dimitri? Is this a good idea, Dimitri? Please give us your blessing so that we can fall down and worship you, Dimitri.

Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!

That explains a lot,’ he said. ‘I suppose it’s also why we’ve never glimpsed that giant compass in the corner of the Atlantic. I have to say, I’m a little disappointed.

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like “Second Tall Man”.

the girls,” and all I could think was I’m going to turn into a pillar of salt.

There are very few personal problems that can’t be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.

La cucaracha, La cucaracha, Ya no puede caminar, porque no tiene, porque le falta, I don’t know the rest, la la la la!

We must, we must, we must increase our bust.

You’ve always been there for me. Always. Even when I…” V”Even when you what?” B”You know.” V”What?” B”Fuck. Even when I was in love with you. Or some shit.” VButch clasped his hands to his...

Listen, I didn’t ask for a face and body girls find attractive. But thanks to the mixture of my parents’ DNA, I’ve got them, and I’m not ashamed to use ’em.

But I’m real conscious about what I do. I don’t care what the label is. I’m looking at the outcome of it.

The inside is packed with people. Lots of them crowding the bar, passing drinks back for people to carry to tables. A bunch of guys are pouring shots of vodka.”To Zacharov!” one toasts.”To open hearts...

The room fell silent. I frankly didn’t know what I was going to do to help Eduardo, but I had the sense that he was right- no one else could help him, and without help,...

Why it’s simply impassible!Alice: Why, don’t you mean impossible?Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing’s impossible!

Love means never having to say you’re sorry for a minor stab wound.

Conduct Covert UAV Operations Naked

Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that you’ve ever held dear with the greatest of ease.

My cat’s favorite sport is economics, and his favorite player is Ben Bernanke. But it’s just too violent for me to enjoy.

Am Anfang war Gott? It may have been true, but it was not germane.

I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I’d enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber.

I hate you’ she said to me one afternoon. ‘I really, really hate you.’ Call me sensitive, but I couldn’t help but take it personally.

I can attest to that.

If you are reading this, I’m dead. Don’t celebrate too much. Jesus is watching.

Thanks for being a fan.” Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing.

Well, enough of this introspection. It’s depressing, quite frankly.

Gee-word?””Gods. What were you doin’ the day they handed out brains, boy, anyway?””Someone was telling a story about stealing a tiger’s balls, and I had to stop and find out how it ended.

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate.

Simple answers to the most difficult questions:1. Why do humans find it difficult to express themselves?To relate to the movies and books, later.2. Why do humans make everything look so big, beautiful & complicated?Ego feels...

Repetition will be repeated

Tell me the story,” said Fenchurch firmly. “You arrived at the station.””I was about twenty minutes early. I’d got the time of the train wrong.” “Get on with it.” Fenchurch laughed.”So I bought a newspaper,...

We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking.

How long have you been standing there?””Just long enough to see you give Daemon the middle finger.””He deserved it.

It’s almost funny, but still, she ruined our scene.

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

She’d ceased spying upon him, that was true, but the damage was done. Every time he sat at his desk, he could feel her eyes upon him, even though he knew very well she’d shut...

Please don’t arrest me.””Listen to me, I’m not going to arrest you, ok? I’m not a cop.””Are you sure?””Am I sure I’m not a cop? yes, I’m sure.””You could be undercover.

Coach,” Annabeth said, “it was an accident. We were talking, and we fell asleep.””Besides,” Percy said, “you’re starting to sound like Terminus.”Hedge narrowed his eyes. “Is that an insult, Jackson? ‘Cause I’ll-I’ll Terminus you, buddy!

With the Book hitching rides, hiding on people, guess we’re all going to be dressing like skanks for a while, huh? Skintight or skin. Dude, everybody’s everything’s gonna be hanging out, and some o’ those...

Time is such a waste of time to think about, because the longer you ponder it, the more of it you lose. And before you know it, you don’t know it, because you are nothing...

Yeah, well, wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first