A brick could be used as a bowling ball. With how bad I bowl, a rectangle ball couldn’t possibly hurt my score, because in bowling you can’t get a lower score than zero

I’m dating three men, living with two more, and having occasional sex with two others. That’s seven men. I’m like a pornographic Snow White. I think seven is plenty.

What is it?” There is almost nothing I could refuse him at thisvery moment. Sex on the picnic bench? Check. Strip off and do theMacarena on the grass? Check. Crawl under the table and do...

A brick represents a single unit, weak and useless alone, but useful and powerful when organized and grouped with other bricks. So it is with man.

Otulissa swelled up to twice her normal size. ‘Well, SPRINK ON YOUR SPRONK!

Bags!

Truly competent Literary Detectives are as rare as truthful men, Mr. Tweed — you can see her potential as clearly as I can. Frightened of someone stealing your thunder, perhaps?

Who are you and how did you get in here?” “I’m a locksmith. And, I’m a locksmith.

hey. I just wanted to make sure you got home,” I say. “Katniss, I live three houses away from you,” he says.

The comic strip is what I looked at, and it’s another reason I did it. The comic strip, where animals would comment on human behavior, interested me.

Shaking herself, Petunia looked around. Several of her sisters had been talking to her, but she hadn’t heard them. “And that answers our questions about why he gave himself up,” Poppy was saying, a smile...

I never said nothing… I know you never! I could hear you not saying anything! You’ve got the loudest silences I ever did hear from anyone who wasn’t dead!

Haven’t you ever heard of the saying, “If you want to shoot the general, first shoot the horse!”?’ –LinIf you wanna shoot the general, then you should just SHOOT THE GENERAL!’ –Ed

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity – another man’s, I mean.

I worked with Paul McCartney for a while and saw what it does to you to be treated like a god for twenty years.

I remember the will said, ‘May God thy gold refine.’ That must be from the Bible.””Shakespeare,” Turtle said. All quotations were either from the Bible or Shakespeare.

Why don’t you wear those tiny shorts when you run, like they do in the movies?” His voice was low and sexy, and he knew it.”Because I’m not in a movie. I know it’s confusing,...

Oh, I wasn’t saying no,” Mistress Weatherwax said, taking two large pickled cucumbers.

she committed suicide by putting her extremities down the garbage disposal-first one arm and then, kind of miraculously if you think about it, the other arm.

I’m humble enough to wait and just chill. I’m having fun just working with these good people, man.

Love is like whoa! Actually, it’s closer to woe.

You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.

I love sleepwalking, because when else would I get to combine exercise and rest?

Zoey~ ‘Listen to me, whinning about money and a scarf. Ah, hell! I’m starting to sound like Aphrodite.’Stark~ ‘If you turn into Aprodite I’m going to stab myself.’Zoey~ ‘If I turn into Aprodite, stab me...

Our love was covered in fur, yet I was the only one who wanted to pet it.

..when the first rubber ball smacked her in the head and made her brains rattle in her skull, she knew that something about this dodgeball game was different

The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK.

Just another part of that Spartan killer instinct. I can slay the ladies just as well as I can reapers.

What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He’s a loser—that’s why he’s number two.

exit” which in Spanish means Success = Exito. And then I said :”No wonder Americans are winners ,every door they open leads to success

The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago.

Butterfly?” Will said. “Why Butterfly?” “I believe it’s a term of great respect,” Selethen said gravely. He was very obviously not laughing. Too obviously, Will thought. “It’s all right for you,” he said. “They called...

You have a gorgeous ass, and it holds handprints beautifully.”Oh, well, how nice for me.

Daemon laughed “I’m only at the service of one person in particular”My cheeks flamed as I scooted my chair over. “You are not servicing me in any way.”He leaned in, closing my newly gained distance....

Happy Birthday.

Who wears masks?’‘Bank robbers?’‘No.’‘Really ugly people?’‘No.’‘Halloween? People wear masks at Halloween.’‘Yes! They do!’ He flung his arms wide in delight.‘So that’s important?’‘Not even a little bit. But it’s true.

I’ve always been a monster,’ Scapegrace told her, ‘but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.”You smell terrible.”That’s the smell of evil.”It’s like rancid meat and bad eggs.”Evil,” Scapegrace insisted.

No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice.Some sexy guy boots. Yeah.

I want to be the Everyman and take an IQ test and get a perfect 100.

I’m English. We’re about as tactful as a hot poker up the bum, most of the time.

The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss.

Yeah, and I remember that game Pitfall. That was my favorite. I heard there’s a new one, too – so maybe I’ll have to get back into it.

Well,” Mr. Cheeseman interjected. “Perhaps there’s an easy solution to this. Maybe Captain Fabulous has an alter ego.””What’s an alter ego?” asked Gerard.”It’s a superhero’s true but secret identity,” said Chip. “You know, the way...

Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.

If you’ve never seen an elephant ski, you’ve never been on acid.

You put cow dung on my face?’ ‘Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear?

I sneaked out to his house a couple times in the middle of the night to watch over him while he slept, just in case, I dont know, his comic book collection decided to spontaneously...

Yeah, well, I’m not your standard enforcer.

I want to be happy and sad at the same time. Yeah, I know it sounds sappy.

Hello, Mrs. Tran…I have David’s homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you’ll pay me the two million dollars I asked for.