My TV’s broken. It’s step one in my goal to read more.
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
On a clear day I can see NYC. I just have to turn on the TV.
In my spare time I like watching TV, laying on the couch, just chillin’.
What’s safer turned off? The TV. Less murder in the world.
I was a TV junkie as a kid. I am the Sesame Street generation.
In California, they don’t throw their garbage away – they make it into TV shows.
I don’t just watch TV all day long. I also listen.
Nobody would hire me for TV, not that they should.
To most people who have a point of view, merely being on TV is an intrinsic good.