People spend half of their free time drinking alcohol and the other half watching totally sober people on television. And they want to be those people, live those lives. Ever wondered why we rarely see...

Most people buy the highest quality television sets, only to watch the lowest quality television shows.

Make money make moves.

Its hard to stay up. Its been a long long dayAnd you’ve got the sandman at your door. But hang on, leave the TV on and lets do it anyway.Its ok. You can always sleep...

For me, TV and broke go together. Not as in, The TV is broken, but more of noticing that most people who watch too much TV are broke.

My favorite thing to do is watch the radiation box. Not the TV, but the microwave.

The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of the future or where it will take us. We know only...

With my child, I hardly watch TV now.

He was looking for programs on which he might be allowed to appear. But it was too early in the evening for programs that allowed people with peculiar opinions to speak out. It was only...

Europe was a horrible place. There was nothing on TV. The food was terrible. And they don’t even have ice. Who doesn’t have ice?

We have to create culture, don’t watch TV, don’t read magazines, don’t even listen to NPR. Create your own roadshow. The nexus of space and time where you are now is the most immediate sector...

Count Duchamps: It’s a wonder he didn’t clank when he [Jim West] when he walked. (referring to all of Jim’s gadgets and weaponry)Wild Wild West (TV) Season 1Night of the Two-Legged Buffalo

I can’t believe I did a peace sign on TV – like Ringo Starr!

I’m not satisfied with the explanations I get from tv or from school.

I am thrilled to be 31, still running and having my daughter watch me even if it is on TV.

I had a dream about you. I thought together we could change the world, but you said you’d rather change the TV channel. But you were all talk, because you never even did that. So...

‘The Wire’ was a combination of great TV and great theater.

Television, radio, and all the sources of amusement and information that surround us in our daily lives are also artificial props. They can give us the impression that our minds are active, because we are...

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop.

I acted in millions of TV shows.

Maybe I should, I don’t know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don’t want to be in. Maybe you guys want to take turns in the confessional...

I’m really not that special. Really, I’m not. I was on a big TV show, but it was just a TV show.

To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch.

You can’t really compare any TV show to a show written by Aaron Sorkin.

My dream evening is wearing my sweatpants, eating something delicious and watching TV with my boyfriend.

With TV, you have so much to get done during the day that you don’t really have a lot of time to feel your way through it. I know before I walk on the set...

A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.

A rumor is usually a lie that the media can legally profit from.

I was also sick of my neighbors, as most Parisians are. I now knew every second of the morning routine of the family upstairs. At 7:00 am alarm goes off, boom, Madame gets out of...

I have actually directed over thirty plays and about one hundred commercials for cable TV, but have not yet had the opportunity to direct a feature film.

TV is the place that writers want to be.

Sometimes they would just pay me to stay home and not do anything else, which sounds fantastic but doesn’t do much for your ego. Its probably a little like getting alimony-the money is nice but...

All U.S. irony is based on an implicit “I don’t really mean what I say.” So what does irony as a cultural norm mean to say? That it’s impossible to mean what you say? That...

British actors used to be scared of the multi-year options that U.S. TV shows demand. That has changed, because the same is now happening in the U.K.

We walk in dark places no others will enter. We stand on the bridge and no one may pass. We live for the One. We die for the One. — the Ranger oath

I don’t even see it as cable TV anymore. I’ve been called ‘Larry the Cable Guy’ for so long, I don’t even think about it being about cable. I don’t know anything about cable.

I revisit old favorites like ‘Buffy’ and ‘Battlestar Galactica’ when I’m bored. I am obsessed with ‘Scandal.’ I love TV.

Television is the soma of Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World.

Unpaid internships are worse than slavery,” Gabby said. I looked at her, unsure of what she meant. “They make us work ridiculous hours, for free, and they make us do things an employee would do....

Jim: Green and red. (pulls on green lever which closes a door)Artie: Very impressive. (stops Jim from pulling the red lever). Uh…did it ever occur to you that red might mean danger?Jim: For instance?Artie: For...

My wife says I’m much happier when I’m not a regular on a TV show.

The problem lies not with genre but with formula, which consists of seeing genre conventions as restrictions rather than mere guidelines, ends in themselves rather than possibilities.

You know what show I thought was a riot? Live coverage of Egyptians overthrowing their government.

I don’t watch TV.

This guy’s got a mustache that’s made for TV. I’ve got a mustache that’s made for radio. I keep it zipped up quiet in my pants, next to my cigar.

As long as ugly people are not on TV, you should only ever have interesting people on TV.

I was raised, I feel like, on television, definitely a child of TV, and was always fascinated by storytelling.

You should’ve thought of that before becoming a fireman.””Thought!” he said. “Was I given a choice? I was raised to think the best thing in the world is not to read. The best thing is...

Going from college to being on national TV almost fresh outta school, it happened really fast.

All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They’re all addictive.