We don’t have friends, so we watch ‘Friends’ on TV.
I’m not a TV guy. I’m a restaurant chef and a businessman.
I made a record album in 1960 and it exploded, and I got all these offers for TV.
If people are going to watch TV, let’s give them something coherent with actual dialogue.
I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials.
If your TV is broken, don’t get a new one—get a new hobby: reading.
We all know that technology has advanced to the point of watching TV online.
I feel like obviously the standard for what TV looks like changes all the time.
Fernsehen macht die Klugen klüger und die Dummen dümmer.
In network TV, you have to present the box before you can step outside it.
My TV’s broken. It’s step one in my goal to read more.
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.