I had a dream about you, I had come home late at night and you were on the couch with your arms raised as if you were reaching for the sky when I asked what you were doing, you replied “Getting better reception on the TV” I am now convinced you are an alien.
My TV’s broken. It’s step one in my goal to read more.
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
Usually I spare myself from the news, because if it’s not propaganda, then it’s one threat or another exaggerated to the point of absurdity, or it’s the tragedy of storm-quake-tsunami, of bigotry and oppression misnamed justice, of hatred passed off as righteousness and honor called dishonorable, all jammed in around advertisements in which a gecko...
On a clear day I can see NYC. I just have to turn on the TV.
I devised a test.I turned off the TV and instantly the snoring stopped. She began to move. When I felt her eyes about to open, I turned the TV back on and back to sleep she went. Then I’d turn it off and on – sometimes for millisecond – and she never failed me. Each...
In my spare time I like watching TV, laying on the couch, just chillin’.
What’s safer turned off? The TV. Less murder in the world.
More people are leaving TV behind to read my books than ever before. In the last year alone I gained over two readers (three, to be exact). So I’d like to take a moment and say thanks mom, dad, and kidnap victim I keep chained in the basement.
I don’t think my mum ever understood my love of Doctor Who. Surely her strongest memory would have been me, standing at the top of the stairs, crying about how the “jelly men” were going to get me? Sorry, Mum, for those sleepless nights, but it was with good reason they called it Terror of...
That’s the kind of TV I like to watch, where you just don’t know what’s going to happen.
I was a TV junkie as a kid. I am the Sesame Street generation.
I think you just have to take everything that happens on a TV show with a grain of salt. You sign up for a show for six years having zero idea where they’re going to go with the character, so you just have to get on the ride of the show and go with wherever...
In California, they don’t throw their garbage away – they make it into TV shows.
No one wants to admit we’re addicted to music. That’s just not possible. No one’s addicted to music and television and radio. We just need more of it, more channels, a larger screen, more volume. We can’t bear to be without it, but no, nobody’s addicted. We could turn it off anytime we wanted. I...
I don’t just watch TV all day long. I also listen.
Nobody would hire me for TV, not that they should.
To most people who have a point of view, merely being on TV is an intrinsic good.