Well, that cinched it. He was an asshole. I was definitely going to end up sleeping with him.
Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady?
I hated her out of principle; and that principle was bitterness.
Wal-mart started selling “Vampire Home Defense Kits”, including holy water, crosses, stakes, mallets, and a book of quick blessings to bar vampires from your door. The fact that these kits were generally useless didn’t bother...
This is not how people behave in a Cracker Barrel!
You can’t worry about the future so much that you miss out on the present.