A blanket could be twirled in the air, like a new idea in your mind, and then either discarded or folded up like a wearable memory.

That’s worst than gonerreha, man!

A brick could be used as a patsy in a murder plot.

Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he’s not starting over on the paperwork.

You can build with brick, and you can also destroy with a brick.

I lost a horse today.”That sounds careless. What happened?”She jumped off a cliff.”A cliff! Is that normal?

Love is timeless, but man is not. I think I’m early.” It’s true. I was a premature baby. I was born generations before my time.

They really hate you, yes they do. They hate everyone, how ’bout you?

I’m good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.

It was like hiking into a Hemingway story; everything was sepia-toned and bristling with subtext.

I love fortune readings! because when I get in troubles, if the reading says that I am in a lucky day, I can think my troubles are just some kind of mistakes, and if the...

Elise hid her face in his shoulder, embarassed, “Kane! What will they think?” She whispered against his neck.”That we’re newly bonded and I can’t keep my hands off of my lovely mate.” And sure enough,...

While looking at a website for liposuction, I learned that it was a six-to eight-week recovery period, the clincher being that, during that time, I would under no circumstances be able to use street drugs....

The government of my country snubs honest simplicity but fondles artistic villainy, and I think I might have developed into a very capable pickpocket if I had remained in the public service a year or...

…I guess I can put two and two together.””Sometimes the answer’s four,” I said, “and sometimes it’s twenty-two…

I don’t know why people think I’m this ad-lib dude.

Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers.

FLAMINGO!!

If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you believe in second chances for love at first sight?

A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.

I define myself and grow as a person through emotional torment, so if you love me, you will inflict as much pain on me as you possibly can.

No one is waiting for me. In this story, I’m the girl no one is waiting for. Usually the girl is fat, but my problem is more rare, which is freckles: I look like someone...

If sex were shoes, I’d wear you out. But I wouldn’t wear you out in public.

Karşınızdakine katlanabilmek için onunla ilgili bazı şeyleri görmezden gelerek yaşamaktanbaşka çareniz yoktur. Tıpkı öpüşen iki kişinin buna devam edebilmek için o sırada on milyon ila bir milyar arası bakteriyi değiştiklerini bilmemeleri, ya da biliyorlarsa bunu...

I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn’t it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit?

You’ll be fine, just some minor burns and hypothermia, which was kind of hard to explain.

I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears.

Isn’t that someone we know?” asked Horace. He pointed to where a cloaked figure sat by the side of the road a few hundred meters away, arms wrapped around his knees. Close by him, a...

I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that “new car smell” all the time.

Daemon!” Dee called from the kitchen. “I need your help!””We should go see what she’s doing before she destroys your kitchen.” He rubbed his hands down his face. “It’s possible.

What’s a Dullahan?”He’s a headless horseman, in the service of the banshee.”Headless?”Yes.”Seriously?”Yes.”So he has no head?”That’s usually what headless means.”No head at all?”You’re really getting hung up on this headless thing, aren’t you?”It’s just kind...

I get mad at people who talk about traumatic job interviews, about going on one and getting rejected. I get rejected all the time and not only do I get rejected, but people have no...

He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.

Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes.

Through the gaps in the books, Ryan could see someone in the next aisle over, moving slowly. Someone in black. Someone whistling. Ryan recognized the tune. It was the theme music to Harry Potter.

Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the...

Mama!’ Rosie tugged on my shirt. ‘This broccoli is tasty and wonderful’.

But I majored in Drama, modified with Psychology.

The shortest horror story:The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Superman is an alien, and Spiderman had that radioactive spider. Me? I kissed a janitor...

We’ve discovered that the less we do, the more money we make.

A Skalan trader tried to tell me the streets of his cities were paved with gold,” Alec went on. “I didn’t believe him, though. He was the one who tried to buy me from father....

I have the ostrich of an asshole. I also have the asshole of an ostrich. With these two things, I have everything I need. Well, aside from love.

When mice run, cats give chase.

Never let go of a good thing without a fight. Especially if that good thing is a pair of boxing gloves.

Welcome to Arizona, you bastard.

Last time I had sex I was so good I got a standing ovation. Well, actually, I just got the clap.

You’re back,” Sam said, as if he couldn’t quite believe it.She lifted her chin, stuffing her hands in her pockets. “Obviously.”He tilted his head slightly to the side. “How was the desert?”There wasn’t a scratch...

I like using big words. Words like huge, gigantic, massive.

Yeah? Prove it?”You found me.”Yeah, and awakening your inner vampire, scaring the shit out of yourgirlfriend, and screwing up your life.”Then that’s my bad luck,” he corrected her.