I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.

Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. ‘I’m a Leo.’No, stupid,’ Leo said. I’m a Leo. You’re a Percy.

Though everyone in the bar knew who he was, no one asked him about the death, though one old man did rustle his newspaper suggestively.

He does manage the bookstore, which is currently my favorite place on earth.” Her eyes glazed over. “All those books. If I married him, I could probably work there the rest of my life. Nothing...

Life is like Tetris; if it doesn’t fit, just flip it over

A brick could be used to stop people from reading my book. Just place the brick on the book’s cover, to discourage people from opening it up.

I don’t suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

Let’s just stand still. Maybe whoever it is won’t notice us. It’s dark out anyway.” Both boys knew it could just be someone from the local village but their hearts were starting to beat faster...

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader.

Being fed, and having a soft bed, and other people being in charge, seemed the most wonderful prospect in the world at that moment.

Claire found herself staring at his feet, which were in bunny slippers. Myrnin looked down. “What?” he asked. “They’re quite comfortable.” He lifted on to look at it, and the ears wobbled in the air....

This one’s for Alaska Young!

A brick could be sawed in half and each half glued under the back of a shoe to form high heels.

Do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable?

There are four categories of questions Emmily asks:1. Can I please go to the bathroom?2. Where is the bathroom?3. Is it okay if I raise my hand and ask a question?4. I don’t understand anything...

I will never deny that life isn’t fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and...

Peyton, I’m not married and you’re not a lesbian. Think of the possibilities.

I will survive, jackoffs. Just watch me.

A blanket could be used to attract a potential mate. I’ve already got my mate. I bought her in a mannequin store (she was on sale).

…I take photographs and I film my own home movies, I have a darkroom as well… but I can’t be a photojournalist like you… I can’t be anything… still, at least I can take photographs,...

You took your clothes off?””You didn’t notice?””No! Jeez Louise, I don’t even know you.””If you look under the covers, you’ll know me better.””I don’t want to know you better!””That’s a big fib,” Diesel said.

A blanket could be used like so many poor people get used and then thrown away like a sack of baloney that’s started to turn green. It’s sad really, when you consider all the sandwiches...

I couldn’t care less about being a presenter at the Oscars.

I may not have been completely honest about that.””You? Less than truthful? I’m shocked, Nikolai. Shocked and horrified.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers. Now girls drink like their fathers and boys dress like their mothers.

Susan is just great. I know I’m biased, but she’s a great actress.

Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.

A blanket could be used as a distress symbol. You’ll know I’m in danger and in need of rescue, because I’ll be asleep and completely oblivious to my surroundings.

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.

A blanket could be used to put the war in warm. Just paint the blanket like an American flag, and then try to convince the world that they are cold and need us to stop...

Orlando had a Pinto, a car that hadn’t been in existence for thirty-plus years. He still hadn’t figured out why a strong, strapping werewolf would want one. Orlando said it was because he’d customized it....

I wantto kill a Charynite King” tattooed on my arse?

A brick could be used to teach men how to dance, by learning balance. But a blanket could also teach men how to dance, by providing motivation to get good so they can get some...

loosing character is not easy, behind lots of hard work

If you got caught with your pants down. I suppose the first question to ask is, what were you doing in a fishing net

A brick could be used as a weight to keep the cardboard cutout of the Federal Government from blowing over. Well, at least unless a hurricane gets here, which would mean the government knocked down...

[Thou] mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!

Nothing like having a warrant for your execution to get a girl motivated.

Movado,” because it’s a waste of time. Instead of spending your free time trying to put a ball in a net, how about reading a few books.

Ish #303 “It’s a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating.

As chemists, we must rename [our] scheme and insert the symbols Ba, La, Ce in place of Ra, Ac, Th. As nuclear chemists closely associated with physics, we cannot yet convince ourselves to make this...

A karate black belt would make a great blindfold on a kidnap victim, after you karate chop them into submission.

I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thyeyes—and moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle’s.

Wisdom of the Ages: “Skull and Bones” A secret society of spoiled twits whose apparent purpose in life is littering the landscape with as many as possible.

If you’re ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a bit more color and texture, but the Senate — jeez....

Holy broken nose, Batman!

Flutters awakened inside her as he fitted his hands at her waist. “What if I don’t like it? What if I want you to stop?””You’ll have a safe word. The second you say it, I’ll...

If you bring the blanket, I’ll bring the warmth.

(About sweeping)….What he was in FACT doing was moving the dirt around with a broom, to give it a change of scenery and a chance to make new friends.