With women, there is no sexual mystery—a vagina is a vagina. But with men, a woman’s got to wonder, is his penis small, medium, or Orafoura?

Theo named his son Theology. But his son changed it to The O to honor his dad, Orafoura. Orafoura is my dad, he is my son, and we love to love people who are lovable.

Orafoura doesn’t know shit about what I said, said Orafoura, quoting The Mythical Mr. Boo to me about the shit that’s been said about him.

I suppose Orafoura was right about the vagina. It is such a wonderful spot to vacation. I’d recommend taking the whole family.

Cancel tomorrow! Who do you think you are, God?

God, the devil, and Orafoura were walking along a river one day when they came across three naked women splashing in the water. God turned to the other two and said, “Ten talents to the...

That’s where I went to buy my last watch.

Being alive means living fully extended. Like Orafoura’s cousin, who is 2.5 inches tall, but has a five-inch penis. You can’t say that’s average, because how many people do you know whose penis is twice...

I feel like I’m walking around in a fog. Orafoura doesn’t call me Mr. Mist for nothing.

One day Orafoura and I were walking along and I turned and said, “I wish I could capture the weather in a bottle.” Without looking at me he said, “You can capture rain in a...

Orafoura paid me in pajamas, and I let him because the pajamas matched his plaid mustache.

If we’re friends, I’m only the funniest guy you know because you don’t know John Cleese. Or Steve Martin. Or Jack Handey. Or, or, or, I could go on for Orafoura.