We’re going to need a shitload of steel,” the human muttered.

Why is the poem called ‘The Road Not Taken,’ when it’s about the road that was taken?

In this section you will learn how to use the tools the way that I think you will choose to use them by default.

I’ll make Chad to you. By that I mean I’ll leave late and come early.

She was murdered by rebels.’ He took in her unconcealed look of shock. ‘So there you go. Something for you to celebrate.’ Magnus turned away from her, ready to find solace in his chambers, but...

She wished she had a set of greeting cards at the ready, but Hallmark probably didn’t make any that said Thank you for giving up your life so that me and my friends could escape!...

We’re actors — we’re the opposite of people!

Yo, cop. We’re heading for Screamer’s. You wanna come?” Butch looked up at the doorway. Vishous was in the hall with Rhage and Phury behind him. The vampires had expectant looks on their faces, like...

In cyber espionage, the cloak and the dagger are one and the same.

Despite being named Scott, I really like not being named Scott. I make love like I have no idea what my name is or where I’m at or why there’s always one guy in the...

In fact we put so many things in our mouths we constantly have to be reminded what not to eat. Look at that little package of silicon gel that’s inside your sneakers. It says DO...

I don’t want you to do anything.-Well then I won’t do anything. -Thank you. -Doing nothing, it’s the least I can do.

I ejaculated about ten minutes ago and the stuff was black. So everything is not normal.”Silence greeted that happy little announcement. Man, if he had hauled off and sucker-punched V, he would have gotten less...

FORTUNECOOKINT of the Week: The paper this fortune is printed on contains more nutrients than the cookie it came in.

Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they’ll at least have something to keep them warm after they’ve lost all their money when the company goes under.

She’s a whore. She won’t sleep with me!

There is truth in wine, but you never see it listed in the ingredients on the label

It’s December in Florida, and there are still a few leaves clinging on the branches for dear summer.

I didn’t really spend much time with anyone my own age during high school because I believed my true calling would be representing New Jersey in the U.S. Senate, and if that didn’t work out,...

Secret 1.93. The professional intelligence officer assumes nothing. The successful professional intelligence officer assumes less than that.

People will always be tempted to wipe their feet on anything with ‘welcome’ written on it.

Once you finish having sex, what is there to do but start over?

Darwin says people like you need to die.” (Carrow)

Mainstream news wants to keep you as a useful idiot. Instead, try being a non-useful idiot.

As a matter of fact, with all his wit, humor, raillery, persiflage, he was the profoundest logician that ever appealed to the intellect of an American audience. There was logic even in his laughter. He...

The official spokesperson is the most anonymous source of all.

There’s always the dinner rolls,” said Will, pointing to a covered basket. “Though I warn you, they’re as hard as stones. You could use them to kill black beetles, if any beetles bother you in...

It’s the idea that people living close to nature tend to be noble. It’s seeing all those sunsets that does it. You can’t watch a sunset and then go off and set fire to your...

A bookstore is one of the many pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

When your done releasing sexual tensions, we have a meeting to continue!”~Francis Bonnefoy, Hetalia, English Dub

My ex girlfriend would say I am a bit of a romantic. Well, actually, she’d say I bit a romantic. I bit her on the bum.

The photoshopping of female models is sending precisely the right message to young girls: Learn image editing software!

…Right now there’s a pair of bad cops on their way out here to shoot me.””You don’t know that.””Yeah, you’re right,” Stranahan said. “They’re probably just collecting Toys for Tots. Now go.

Let’s make Kool-Aid together. I’ll bring the Kool-Aid and the sugar, if you water down the sex.

A friend comes over with a Ouija board.It spells out: Bourbon. Where’s the band?Just because you’re dead doesn’t mean you can’t have fun.

On a clear day I can see NYC. I just have to turn on the TV.

Help people.Be interested.Make a difference.Live passionately.Go comando.

A problem isn’t a real problem till you decide to make it a problem… so what’s the problem again?

I’m warning you, that jacket is sexy. The Institute could go up in sexy, sexy flames.

I have the sex drive of a parked car.

With the world’s fate resting on your shoulder – you’re gonna need someone on your side.You can’t do it by yourself any longer – you’re gonna need someone on your side.

I’m famous for my Shepherd’s Pie. Here’s my recipe: lamb, potatoes, cheese, peas, paprika, and a wool-covered apron for the chef/shepherd/wolf-like politician to wear while serving the sheeple up.

I have salmon slippers. I just hope the bears don’t try to eat my feet. Not that it matters, since the empty turtle shell stole all my love.

One hardly need believe that the events in your life are actually planned as bolts from the blue, sent special delivery from a deity who is testing and training you like a lab rat! And...

I don’t know why people are afraid of lust. Then I can imagine that they are very afraid of me, for I have a great lust for everything. A lust for life, a lust for...

Using my nipples as bait, I went fishing for compliments. I got a few bites, but nothing to write about in Field & Stream.

There are some bad people on the rise;they’re saving their own skins by ruining people’s lives.

All of them are the same type; girls with overprocessed hair and too much makeup and way too much access to Daddy’s credit cards. Girls who, if you took away the designer labels, hair dye...

They told me that nothing was a sin, just a poor life choice. Poor impulse control. That nothing is evil. Any concept of right versus wrong, according to them, is merely a cultural construct relative...

I think the very word stalking implies that you’re not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called ‘fluffy harmless observation time’.